edited to add:
You must go to this webpage, my friend GetUpReggie sent this to me and it RULES:
Extreme Penguins
The score to beat is 1151, and so far i've batted a 984.4 as my highest....
*****
Good Morning.
Lou, no, not asleep at 4 a.m. Partying. Yeah on a weeknight. We do it like that 'round these parts. And now I'm home and I'm gonna do some motherfuckin Happy Thoughts.
Happy Thoughts!!!
Dedicated to my two heroes, Bettie Page and Amy Lee.
(Amy Lee makes me wanna be a rock star too.)
The Bahamas. I honeymooned here for 6 days, and it was the best 6 days of my life. Ever. I want to live there one day. Or at least get old and buy a place to die there happily.
1969 Camaro. Bitches, RESPECT. Just picture mine black with pink metallic racing stripes. 
It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
OH MY GOD I GOT THE NEW DOONEY & BOURKE SPRING CATALOG IN THE MAIL AND I WANT THIS:
(I think $215 is reasonable for this bag, it's actually rather large at 8.75" round and 4" wide.)
My God I love Dooney & Bourke. Except I want this in the color GRAPE... their new purple... ah so bright and pretty. See their stuff here, for interested high-fashion ladies...
Dooney & Bourke THE BEST BAGS ON EARTH
Oops. How did Bam get in here again? heee
Just look at those gorgeous blue eyes...
*drooldrooldrool*
OH MY LORDY I just remembered the dream I had last night about Bam... He loved me to pieces and treated me like a princess and I lived with him in that palacial new house he bought in PA and April loved me and thought I was the cat's pajamas and he and I built a skate ramp outside and it was gonna rain so we covered it just in time but we got caught in the rain too so we stayed under the tarp on the skate ramp and made the sweet sweet love while it thunderstormed.... MAN that was a vivid dream.... His eyes were just as blue in my dreams as in real life... I didn't want to wake up....
But I did. *sigh*
******
Song Lyrics: (Ya KNOW I gotta do it...)
Jennifer, The Blood Brothers
Her heart throb (heart throbs)
340 beats a minute
Those slit throat confessions licked by randy flames of persuasion,
The shaving of the bone, the lingering taste of signed enamel.
The negatives... Jennifer.
Such uncompromising positions...
I said, "You don't need a doctor honey, you need a mortician baby.
Because I don't want your money, I don't want your favors. This ain't
no blackmail... this is for amusement."
Don't shady pasts make interesting broadcasts?
And human error is never an acceptable answer... Jennifer.
*I wish someone would write a song this twisted about me. I'd love it. I think this song has such a sexy feel. So sue me, I'm weird.
I know I posted this before but I didn't leave it up long enough. It's a good song, and the lyrics disturb me. I love it.
******
MistakesMade, you better talk to me today or I'm gonna start to be real sad.
ProphetNoise, you're the man. You aren't scared to tell me like it is.
GetUpReggie, eat a dick for that Away message you had up about me.
Lou, you kick ass.
Amethystula, you're a sweetheart.
Props to all. (I feel like I'm giving my acceptance speech at an awards show.)
BITCH BE COOL!
Question of the Day:
1. I need someone's help.
My roomie got on the 'puter the other night (and she always fucks SOMETHING up) and now I can be chillin on a perfectly good webpage such as SG and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this whole 'nother web page pops up telling me about the biggest T&A search engine on the web, or, some shit about RX drugs online. Can someone tell me how to fix this?? I already followed good ol' ProphetNoise's suggestions of cleaning out temporary internet files and cookies, and I defragmented my computer and restarted. HELP! IT WON'T STOP AND IT'S SO ANNOYING!
2. Tell me about your craziest sexual encounter. (And it doesn't have to be all nutso doin it on top the Empire State building, just one of your most intense experiences.)
3. Pop Quiz: What did I say about Bam in my journal?
Wanna make sure you guys actually read this shit like I read yours, dammit. I know everyone likes to look at the pictures but you gotta read sometime too.
HAVE A LOVELY DAY EVERYONE.
You must go to this webpage, my friend GetUpReggie sent this to me and it RULES:
Extreme Penguins
The score to beat is 1151, and so far i've batted a 984.4 as my highest....
*****
Good Morning.
Lou, no, not asleep at 4 a.m. Partying. Yeah on a weeknight. We do it like that 'round these parts. And now I'm home and I'm gonna do some motherfuckin Happy Thoughts.
Happy Thoughts!!!
Dedicated to my two heroes, Bettie Page and Amy Lee.
(Amy Lee makes me wanna be a rock star too.)
The Bahamas. I honeymooned here for 6 days, and it was the best 6 days of my life. Ever. I want to live there one day. Or at least get old and buy a place to die there happily.
1969 Camaro. Bitches, RESPECT. Just picture mine black with pink metallic racing stripes. It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
OH MY GOD I GOT THE NEW DOONEY & BOURKE SPRING CATALOG IN THE MAIL AND I WANT THIS:
(I think $215 is reasonable for this bag, it's actually rather large at 8.75" round and 4" wide.)
My God I love Dooney & Bourke. Except I want this in the color GRAPE... their new purple... ah so bright and pretty. See their stuff here, for interested high-fashion ladies...
Dooney & Bourke THE BEST BAGS ON EARTH
Oops. How did Bam get in here again? heee
Just look at those gorgeous blue eyes...
*drooldrooldrool*
OH MY LORDY I just remembered the dream I had last night about Bam... He loved me to pieces and treated me like a princess and I lived with him in that palacial new house he bought in PA and April loved me and thought I was the cat's pajamas and he and I built a skate ramp outside and it was gonna rain so we covered it just in time but we got caught in the rain too so we stayed under the tarp on the skate ramp and made the sweet sweet love while it thunderstormed.... MAN that was a vivid dream.... His eyes were just as blue in my dreams as in real life... I didn't want to wake up....
But I did. *sigh*
******
Song Lyrics: (Ya KNOW I gotta do it...)
Jennifer, The Blood Brothers
Her heart throb (heart throbs)
340 beats a minute
Those slit throat confessions licked by randy flames of persuasion,
The shaving of the bone, the lingering taste of signed enamel.
The negatives... Jennifer.
Such uncompromising positions...
I said, "You don't need a doctor honey, you need a mortician baby.
Because I don't want your money, I don't want your favors. This ain't
no blackmail... this is for amusement."
Don't shady pasts make interesting broadcasts?
And human error is never an acceptable answer... Jennifer.
*I wish someone would write a song this twisted about me. I'd love it. I think this song has such a sexy feel. So sue me, I'm weird.
I know I posted this before but I didn't leave it up long enough. It's a good song, and the lyrics disturb me. I love it.
******
MistakesMade, you better talk to me today or I'm gonna start to be real sad.
ProphetNoise, you're the man. You aren't scared to tell me like it is.
GetUpReggie, eat a dick for that Away message you had up about me.
Lou, you kick ass.
Amethystula, you're a sweetheart.
Props to all. (I feel like I'm giving my acceptance speech at an awards show.)
BITCH BE COOL!
Question of the Day:
1. I need someone's help.
My roomie got on the 'puter the other night (and she always fucks SOMETHING up) and now I can be chillin on a perfectly good webpage such as SG and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this whole 'nother web page pops up telling me about the biggest T&A search engine on the web, or, some shit about RX drugs online. Can someone tell me how to fix this?? I already followed good ol' ProphetNoise's suggestions of cleaning out temporary internet files and cookies, and I defragmented my computer and restarted. HELP! IT WON'T STOP AND IT'S SO ANNOYING!
2. Tell me about your craziest sexual encounter. (And it doesn't have to be all nutso doin it on top the Empire State building, just one of your most intense experiences.)
3. Pop Quiz: What did I say about Bam in my journal?
Wanna make sure you guys actually read this shit like I read yours, dammit. I know everyone likes to look at the pictures but you gotta read sometime too.
HAVE A LOVELY DAY EVERYONE.
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x_doug_x:
i love this plan. and now you have to be my friend.
x_doug_x:
i think we need to plan a road trip to westchester, pa, or wherever he moved to, and crash the show. then we can have our way with them. 
its so crazy it just might work.
its so crazy it just might work.