merchbitch

for all who have lost in the latest unfolding tragedy. i just got off the phone to cara and she is fine in bristol. was a bit worried when she didn't reply to the text thinking she may have been in london, but just spoke to her. it's hampered her thoughts on staying longer with work, which is okay in my selfish books, but not.
why are there so many cunts on this world? speaking of which, the tour has started in a dandy style. one of our taragos was stolen last night when thieves broke into the crew room and sited the keys. this makes for unhappiness in the camp. had a grueling 11 hour drive today. yay. but the night is off and i'm tired as fuck thanks to the room 29 kids who had their music blasting until i put earplugs in at 3.30 only to be woken at 5.30 when the dawn patrol began.
3 strikes there folks.

on a lighter note; a friend has just answered my own riddle which has been puzzling me for about 7 years...
what is the opposite (i.e. female version) of phallic?

no googling or dictionarys, just brain power peoples.
stay tuned for her answer.