last night i had a dream that i found baby bears [that were missing] in my mom's explorer one morning after she had [somehow] left both back doors open and the car running all night. i guess they had crawled inside. then i found some in my car too. but i hadn't left my doors open.
so the animal control people were coming to get them so i thought it would be best if we moved them into the backyard [i was already late for school...i guess i had detention? i guess i was in high school...] and i tried to pick one of them up and it was biting the hell out of me!!!
then the animal control finally came and they had no problems...the only bear that bit people was the one i picked.
so what does that mean?
make sure you always turn off your car and close your doors so baby bears can't get in?
jesse didn't say bye to me this morning, the turd. i think he was running a little late. but just when i start thinking how great that moment is right before he goes to work every morning, when he hugs me and i'm still half asleep...then he doesn't do it.
he then called from work to wake me up because the alarm wasn't set. i was already awake. mean bears!
so the animal control people were coming to get them so i thought it would be best if we moved them into the backyard [i was already late for school...i guess i had detention? i guess i was in high school...] and i tried to pick one of them up and it was biting the hell out of me!!!
then the animal control finally came and they had no problems...the only bear that bit people was the one i picked.

so what does that mean?
make sure you always turn off your car and close your doors so baby bears can't get in?
jesse didn't say bye to me this morning, the turd. i think he was running a little late. but just when i start thinking how great that moment is right before he goes to work every morning, when he hugs me and i'm still half asleep...then he doesn't do it.
he then called from work to wake me up because the alarm wasn't set. i was already awake. mean bears!
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i did take off my pants, i'm sorry to put that image in your head. it is a terrible one, to be sure... teehee! and the pee thing? i don't think it's my cats, because i know what it smells like when cat's piss on things, and this is more... human urine smell...