Bleeeee!!!
I have to report to federal court tomorrow, or today, for jury duty!!!!!
Fuckers do it to me a least once a fucking year!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have run out of excuses....
I am out of hateful words....
I am out of ideas....
I am stumped....
PLEASE!!!!!
HELP ME THINK OF A WAY TO GET OUT OF IT AGAIN!!!!!!
My ideas are sucking so bad...i got picked the last time!!!
I dont know what it is about me that they love so much...
I swear, i get called at least once a year!!!!
Last year i actually served on a civil trial for a month, then like 3 months later, the fucking federal court came knocking!!!!
they wont let me bring in anything, other than a book, to amuse myself....
NOT EVEN MY GOD DAMN PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I try to think of ways to bring in my gameboy or nes, but i get caught everytime.
bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANT TO FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to report to federal court tomorrow, or today, for jury duty!!!!!
Fuckers do it to me a least once a fucking year!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have run out of excuses....
I am out of hateful words....
I am out of ideas....
I am stumped....
PLEASE!!!!!
HELP ME THINK OF A WAY TO GET OUT OF IT AGAIN!!!!!!
My ideas are sucking so bad...i got picked the last time!!!
I dont know what it is about me that they love so much...
I swear, i get called at least once a year!!!!
Last year i actually served on a civil trial for a month, then like 3 months later, the fucking federal court came knocking!!!!
they wont let me bring in anything, other than a book, to amuse myself....
NOT EVEN MY GOD DAMN PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I try to think of ways to bring in my gameboy or nes, but i get caught everytime.
bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT WANT TO FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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frisinator:
just say The death penalty rocks and everybody should try it....that MIGHT help. 
killgannon:
tell them you have an appt for a colonoscopy(sp)