mephist0

I am going on my second week in Vegas, and I definitely could not live here. There is one thing I am immature about, going to bed on time.

Ever since I could pick my own bedtime, I have made bad decisions. Well I guess bad is how you look at it, maybe less responsible decisions when it comes to my time.

Here is just a list of things I have done instead of sleep while I am here, the PG-13 version:

• Got pole dancing lessons at a strip club at 5 am - Much harder then it looks


• Met a party planner who flew me back to SF to party with some clients she had as a tour guide for the night (that total made me sound like a hooker ha ha)


• Had a 1 am sparring session with some security guards I met at their gym


• Had a boot put on the car for leaving the lot I parked in found the people that put it on, got them to take it off and took them over to the Hard Rock for drinks


• Help my UK team get on US time by staying out all night with them


• Proved to a LV hockey player that I met out here that I had a 90+mph slapshot


• Gave wedding bands (very cheap, I am not sugar daddy material) to 2 of the servers at my hotel because they both had fake engagement rings to scare off guys and I explained to them that will not work, you need to show you took the plunge. This lead to a late night after hours dinner with the staff at Tao

And I made it to work each day for sales calls, somehow.