New on here, kinda obvious. I am assuming I can say, err type, anything I want here. So I am going to be awfully honest or blunt...and use fun dirty words when the need arises. (the need almost always does!)
Well, I was up until 3am last night looking at porn videos of girls squirting, thinking to myself "There is no way I will ever progress to something of that magnitude" I have been experiencing some rather intense squirting wet lovely orgasms lately, but I have in no way mastered it or can control it. So we will see how that goes....last night in bed I planned on trying out a few new things solo style, but ended up passing out before fun time could begin....shame on me and my sleepy eyes.
Woke yup this afternoon (yep afternoon! Sleep is fantastic) to the heater not working...broken! Thankfully father dearest is a HV/AC guy. Called him with the quickness. I believe the rest of today is full of internet shenanigans, ordering lunch, and pajama wearing goodness. Back to work tomorrow....3 days off in a row is bliss!
Well, I was up until 3am last night looking at porn videos of girls squirting, thinking to myself "There is no way I will ever progress to something of that magnitude" I have been experiencing some rather intense squirting wet lovely orgasms lately, but I have in no way mastered it or can control it. So we will see how that goes....last night in bed I planned on trying out a few new things solo style, but ended up passing out before fun time could begin....shame on me and my sleepy eyes.
Woke yup this afternoon (yep afternoon! Sleep is fantastic) to the heater not working...broken! Thankfully father dearest is a HV/AC guy. Called him with the quickness. I believe the rest of today is full of internet shenanigans, ordering lunch, and pajama wearing goodness. Back to work tomorrow....3 days off in a row is bliss!
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thesorrowless:
0.0 lol wow how do they control squrting orgasms is it even possable lol and thank god for internet or we would be fucked lol. thank god for those dead guys on the back of the dollar bill lol
chewboy:
wow everyone commenting on the squirting... i want to commend you on your writing style. finally someone who understands that the written word really should show everyone how you talk. enough with polite and proper, i want people to know that my awesomeness extends far further than their tiny little worlds. for i am awsballs.