Well. It's official. I just turned old. Thirty years from the typing of this very sentence my mother vagina was being torn asunder. I celebrated my emergence by drinking a glass of twenty five year old scotch on the rocks and smoking a cigarette at exactly 12:01 am. This was a very satisfactory way to usher in the elder age of Jay.
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Today begins year three with my beloved Honubandit. Last night she shaved a mohawk into my head, we ate sushi, and rang up a $50 tab on $2.50 beers. Then we went home, finished off a six pack, and talked until 6:00a.m. When I called in to work this morning I felt fully justified in the claim that I was sick. It was a...
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micajah:
Cheers!
I shall drink a stiff one for your 30th. Pun intended?
I shall drink a stiff one for your 30th. Pun intended?
shadowd:
Congrats to you both! It's a great feeling when you find someone who willingly puts up with you. 
From "Go Home" by Barenaked Ladies:
If you're lucky to be one of the few
To find somebody who can tolerate you
Then I shouldn't have to tell you again
Just pack your bags and get yourself on a plane
If you need her, you should be there
Go home
From "Go Home" by Barenaked Ladies:
If you're lucky to be one of the few
To find somebody who can tolerate you
Then I shouldn't have to tell you again
Just pack your bags and get yourself on a plane
If you need her, you should be there
Go home
Have you seen Return of the King? You remember that part at the end where Sam and Frodo are all dehydrated as hell? I'm pretty sure they didn't run out of water but instead are parched because they never stop crying. They cry like 15 times. I would be thirsty too if I spent months being a weepy bitch. Seriously though...it's a great movie.
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readyamykill:
dude.
i came up with stuff on my cat.
well, not really, but almost.
i came up with stuff on my cat.
well, not really, but almost.
readyamykill:
also, 6 days left?
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readyamykill:
it makes me wish i was a meter maid
ryah:
CAN I PLEEEEEAAAAASE BRING PANCAKE TO THE PARTY TONIGHT?
she is going to be all alone next week, when i'm in chicago. plz plz plz?
she is going to be all alone next week, when i'm in chicago. plz plz plz?
Man. My company is such a cheap ass. We don't get Christmas bonuses or parties. We DO get a free lunch with a raffle however. Whooo! Yeah. Last year the raffle included a bunch of crap and gift certificates. This year they opted not to do the gift certificates because we are now a public company so all we are left with is the possibility...
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smellslikescifi:
Why are you complaining, I LOVE waffles!
OH. RAFFLES.
Ok, that DOES suck. REVOLT!
OH. RAFFLES.
Ok, that DOES suck. REVOLT!
smith:
Dave can help you turn the jacket into tacky. Ask him how!
And they make more than just metal back patches. plz.
And they make more than just metal back patches. plz.
I ordered a package last night at 6:00 PM CST. The package shipped from Illinois and was in my office before I got to work at 10:00 AM this morning. That is damn impressive during the holiday season.
Right now I'm at work watching the Star Wars Christmas Special. Twenty Eight years one month and three days ago Christmas was raped by George Lucas. I...
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Right now I'm at work watching the Star Wars Christmas Special. Twenty Eight years one month and three days ago Christmas was raped by George Lucas. I...
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martini:
you get paid to watch blasphemy?
i want in on this.
xo
i want in on this.
xo
lemonkid:
Fuck that's crazy shipping.
Air Force Intelligence
Army Intelligence
Central Intelligence Agency
Coast Guard Intelligence
Defense Intelligence Agency
Department of Energy
Department of Homeland Security
Department of State
Department of the Treasury
Drug Enforcement Administration
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Marine Corps Intelligence
National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
National Reconnaissance Office
National Security Agency
Navy Intelligence
That's 16 intelligence agencies. Am I the only one that thinks it would do the country...
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Army Intelligence
Central Intelligence Agency
Coast Guard Intelligence
Defense Intelligence Agency
Department of Energy
Department of Homeland Security
Department of State
Department of the Treasury
Drug Enforcement Administration
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Marine Corps Intelligence
National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
National Reconnaissance Office
National Security Agency
Navy Intelligence
That's 16 intelligence agencies. Am I the only one that thinks it would do the country...
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micajah:
I came up with it. But I'm sure many people have said it before.
micajah:
Aaaaaaaah Crap! Whatever.
I'll probably like it just because its a fantasy movie. For gods sake, I love Starship Troopers. And that movie is terrible.
I have a feeling people didn't like it because they were expecting a Harry Potter movie.
I'll probably like it just because its a fantasy movie. For gods sake, I love Starship Troopers. And that movie is terrible.
I have a feeling people didn't like it because they were expecting a Harry Potter movie.
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ddom:
I only use Firefox.
Can you think of any reason I would have to logout to see my own journal? I filed a help request but it has to be something crazy.
Can you think of any reason I would have to logout to see my own journal? I filed a help request but it has to be something crazy.
maibey:
You got it.
Holy bejesus. Two posts in a week!
One word: OwlCon. I'm so freakin excited. Three days of D&D, Vampire LARP, Cthulhu Live, and general nerdocity all hosted 3 miles from where I live. I know what you're thinking, "But Jay, you are cool, have a rad girlfriend, smoke cigarettes, and get laid on a regular basis. What are you doing mingling with social dregs?". My...
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One word: OwlCon. I'm so freakin excited. Three days of D&D, Vampire LARP, Cthulhu Live, and general nerdocity all hosted 3 miles from where I live. I know what you're thinking, "But Jay, you are cool, have a rad girlfriend, smoke cigarettes, and get laid on a regular basis. What are you doing mingling with social dregs?". My...
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micajah:
I've been wanting to go to comic cons and fantasy/sci-fi conventions since I was twelve. Of course I'd probably have to go by myself. I have "cool" friends.
I am about to do something the Government has utterly failed to accomplish. I'm converting to metric. No longer will I say it's 38 degrees....from now on it's a more global friendly 3 degrees. No longer will I say 3 yards...henceforth it will be almost 3 meters. Volume will be a bit trickier because I have no idea how many cups are in a quart,...
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martini:
uhm... hate to say it but he's neglecting everyone right now.
he's super busy with school and needs some time and space to sort things out.
i'm sure he'll return to the land of SG soon... of course he'll need a computer first seeing as how he has moved... *shrug*
and yeah, i know you who are by both sean AND your gal.
xo
he's super busy with school and needs some time and space to sort things out.
i'm sure he'll return to the land of SG soon... of course he'll need a computer first seeing as how he has moved... *shrug*
and yeah, i know you who are by both sean AND your gal.
xo
martini:
word, he'll need it.
i can't wait to meet you guys in a few weeks!
xo
i can't wait to meet you guys in a few weeks!
xo
Have a safe drive.