Monday Mar 26, 2007

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You'd think I would have a lot to say considering I have been to Germany and then Ireland since my last post but I don't.
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micajah:
Lazy. wink
micajah:
I'll be at S. Padre this friday. And a birthday to go to on saturday. But, I'll try to get out to have a couple drinks with the MeNotBandit

Friday Mar 09, 2007

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ryah:
i have been meaning to put down my box of cookies long enough to go see that movie.
venomlily:
Didn't like the slutty wife. Didn't seem very spartan like if you ask me.

Tuesday Mar 06, 2007

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ryah:
IT NEEDS A BIGGER DONG.
ryah:
i made alot of lasagna, you can bet your bottom dollar there'll be some on saturday.

Friday Mar 02, 2007

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This is an actual conversation I had with Batman regarding a recent comment he left in the SGHouston group that is worth reproducing for the public.

Batman said:
I would only spend my free time developing software if it was for a giant robot...one that kills things...with a laser sword.
Also it has to have a huge floppy dong that it can knock over buildings...
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smith:
Man, you can't commit sacrilege by remaking The Iron Giant with a floppy dong. Christ. Have you no boundaries?
readyamykill:
haha.

i don't think this movie should be animated.

i believe it should be made with puppets.

puppets of robot with floppy wangs.

Thursday Mar 01, 2007

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I am really not one of those people who posts YouTube videos. This reporter is right. We should set all the emo kids on fire to evaporate their melancholy tears.
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smellslikescifi:

Honubandit said: You're out. Let Jared know he's up to bat....wait, you probably go that damn album from him, didn't you? I'm fucked. And not in the good way.



Dammit....I was THIS close!!!1!! surreal

ryah:
fry off. be there or be square. k

Monday Feb 26, 2007

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Fourteen years ago today Osama Bin Laden bombed the World Trade Center. I find it interesting that no one remembers February 26th. Other memory worthy days are September 8th {Thomas Granger Day) and November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day).
smellslikescifi:
Dude, I can't wait for April 3.

Monday Feb 26, 2007

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I love Deuteronomy. It puts a whole new spin on the term 'bible beaters'.

This certainly does not bode well for Christmas and Easter.
Deuteronomy 12
30 - and after they have been destroyed before you, be careful not to be ensnared by inquiring about their gods, saying, "How do these nations serve their gods? We will do the same."
31 - You must not...
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Friday Feb 23, 2007

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If I had a band I would call it 'Master of Ceremonies'. I would rock harder than the hardest rockers in the world. I would rock hardest. According to MySpace there are three other bands that are using my band name. One of them is a rapper with 0 plays, one of them is techno with 0 plays, and the last is a metal band...
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maibey:
Uhhh. You never work, do you? Unless, of course, you erase a few metric butt tons of data?

I warm squishy feeling you though.
smellslikescifi:
what about master of ceremonial puppets? oink

Monday Feb 19, 2007

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I decided to totally rewrite my resume today. I really hate selling myself like this. I feel like a dirty whore preparing for a sleazy night on the street looking for anyone that will have me. I was prompted into action by a call from a job recruiter I have talked with on several occasions about finding me something better than my current job. This...
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ddom:
I like the way Monster works. You can put all kinds of stuff in and it will give only you an "okay" resume but it is a good first draft.

Let me know when your current job is available. I can code COBOL in my sleep and then do real programming when I wake up. Do you think 30+ years COBOL experience is enough?
smith:
There are plenty of CV companies out there, and they all suck - primarily because they're COMPLETELY DISHONEST.

ergo., let's assume I can program in Visual Basic. This will get extrapolated to:

"Experience in Visual Basic, ASP, ASP.NET VB#, enterprise development with VB, etc."

Which is nonsense. Lather, rinse, repeat. I've done hiring and seen this trend way too many times.

Case in point: a guy I used to work with got a job as an LDAP administrator about four months after he started working with me. He didn't even know what LDAP stood for, but a couple months down the road, he got hired because of a bullshit CV.

And you think composing the CV makes you feel like a whore? Wait until you get to defend it at a panel interview.

Monday Feb 12, 2007

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Christ. This month is wearing me down.

I spent the whole weekend shitting myself into dehydration. I can't even remember the last time I had a stomach flu...I must have been in junior high or something.

Being unable to leave the couch for several days pretty much forced me to quit smoking. I'm on day three. All I need to do is make it to...
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maibey:
Yes! That kid's going to be much better looking than anything Jay and I could conjure up.
shadowd:
I hope your health and your server are fully restored. We're over the half way point of February - hang in there.
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