Ok. So. Monday: Fly into Charlotte for work. Do about 30 minutes worth of work. Then drive 3 and a half hours to Atlanta. There I discover that the electrition didn't do his job and I have nothing to do. Tomorrow I fly to philly and pray that I'm not left hanging like I was in Atlanta. Then, after only six hours in... Read More
This is an actual email a coworker of mine sent to everyone in my company earlier today.
Charlotte's phones are able to receive calls. About 45 mins ago, we got a call from CLT. A cell call was made to the site and, they were instructed to contact the local company. If you need to contact CLT. Please the e-mail system for now. Will keep... Read More
This is why Star Wars is the coolest movie ever made:
It has knights.
It has magic (the force).
It has laser swords.
It has laser guns.
It has space ships.
It has sword fighting.
It has princesses.
It has planet killers.
It has aliens.
It has everything a growing boy loves except maybe dinosaurs...although one could argue the... Read More
Uh, the light bulb idea is done with the main power OFF. All you are doing is making sure the wiring is complete (wires break inside sometimes) and if connection are making a closed circuit. I know how to use a multi-meter but I would have to come there. Where do you live? If it's not on the ground floor, does it have an elevator?
Well...I asked the lady who sent the Xbox I ordered to refund my money and she said no problem. So I went out and bought a brand spankin' new shiny system from best buy. Yeah, I paid more but I didn't want the hassle of the internet. Meanwhile, the bitch is taking her sweet time with the refund. She had me... Read More
I would take the unopened one back to BestBuy for the biggest refund... Then you can deal with the nice lady and how you go about settling up with them, but that's just me.
Mr. Uppercut, i have to tell you there has been a big mix up on the shipping of your xbox. I had my husband ship it out o you because of my work schedule. when i wrote you information down he mixed up some of the number in the zip code. Now i didn't realize it until i got your email asking when... Read More
Yesterday morning I saw the Dalai Lama speak. It was pretty damn rad. He talked about compassion and monkeys and boobies. His English was pretty bad so he was kind of hard to understand, but what I caught was some pretty rad stuff.
I had one more dream about pirates before they finally stopped. I figured out why I had Pirates on my brain. I've... Read More
I keep having dreams about Pirates. It's especially weird because it's not a reoccurring dream. Just regular pirate dreams. I wake up and every morning I think the same thing, "Damn...another Pirate dream", followed immediately by, "Why can't I dream about ninjas instead?"
I am not a member of the "Friends of Narnia" group.
I always love when SG does a major layout change. Ninety percent of the users turn into blabbering babies and start whining about how much they hate change and how slow the site is now. True...the site is a little laggy, but watching all the bastards switch into whiny infant mode is well worth... Read More
hey, wanna come over and help me put together a closet organizer thingy? it's too heavy for me to do alone. i'll get some beer and whip up some lunch and make a party out of it. whaddya say?
Movies I must see:
1. Ninja Turtles!
2. Transformers!
3. Grindhouse!
4. Spiderman 3
5. Simpsons Move
Strange...everything except Grindhouse has a strong tie to my childhood. Interesting.
I got all excited because I saw there was a flick coming out called "Perfect Stranger", but it turns out this isn't the much anticipated film about Balki and his harrowing journey from Mypos... Read More
