menotyou

Being poor is for chumps. It just doesn't suit me. I can't afford beer, an X-box, or any of the essentials life dictates. My life style is being cramped.

I have been working on schemes to generate a bit of income for little or no exertion on my part.

A: Sell some shit on ebay. Stupid people spend vast sums of money on tacky trinkets. Suckers abound! I have a ton of useless crap lying around. A Nazi Jack Ball. One of those annoying Big Mouth Bass things that sing and suck. Used condoms. Stuff I steal from work. Etc...

B: Scale back my phone. I currently use a pimped out Blackberry that runs me about $125 a month. I'm gonna go buy a $9 phone tonight and cut out the blackberry features for awhile. Text messaging will be considerably more difficult now with the depressingly average keypad.

C: Stop paying car insurance. I have an insurance slip that SAYS I'm insured through next year. That should be good enough for a cursory police inspection.

D: Rent Honubandit out. She's got good teeth. She's a good looking chick. She just got a hair cut that looks fabulous. She will fetch me a pretty penny.

Anyway...those are just a few of my ideas.