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Thursday May 19, 2005

May 19, 2005
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My new theory on Men and Women.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.


Have you ever HAD sugar and spice? Mix some garlic and brown sugar, the result will be a little vomit in your mouth. Seriously...try it. For that matter what the fuck is a "snip"? If it's a snip of lightly breaded veil I might not be too adverse to the idea. Especially if I can get a bit of that spice the women appear to be hoarding.

"Hold still. I'm going to douche your butt hole with my tongue." -- MeNotYou
"Dude, that's just asking for karma to wail on your balls" - Honubandit
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rockadiva:
garlic and brown sugar didn't make me throw up in my mouth...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
"Hold still. I'm going to douche your butt hole with my tongue."

however, did. puke




















wink
How was prom?

[Edited on May 20, 2005 2:26PM]

May 20, 2005
maibey:
Douche tongue...I think you've stumbled across a new petname!
May 20, 2005

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