I had a really weird dream a couple of nights ago. I went to this carnival and I was supposed to meet my buddy Dave there. When I arrived, there was close to 2000 people there already. I kept thinking, Crap...How am I going to find Dave. Then I found him, but he was really really skinny, and had long oily hair. He had a camera with him and started to take pictures of me. At first I was like, yea...ok...whatever. Then I got goofy and started doing dumb poses. One of them was a superman pose. When I closed my eyes, I started sliding down this rocky hill...it was steep and my feet were rolling right over the rocks. Faster and faster until I decided it wasn't fun anymore and dug my feet into the dirt. I open my eyes, only to realize I was close to a mile away from the carnival, so I start walking back. Danny Devito pulls up next to me in this old beat up truck and offers me a ride. I accept, so he drives me back up the hill.
When we get to the top, he pulls into a warehouse parking lot...it's a back door to the carnival. Unfortunately there are no free spots, so Danny just says..."I'm Danny Devito...I'll make a spot." He then backs the truck into two of the cars (one of them is a white jeep wrangler), and tries to push it in front of the back door. He misses blocking it by like an inch. Right then a bunch of gangsters (led by Paul Sorvino) come out of the warehouse pissed off about their cars getting hit. I start screaming and pushing the thugs around, but Danny steps up and tells Paul that I just got out of a hospital and it's a bad idea to be fucking with me.
Then we went inside, where I almost instantly lost Danny Devito. I wonder around for awhile, when suddenly someone grabs me and kisses me. It's the bearded lady from HBO's original television show, Carnivale. I push her away, wipe at my mouth, and run away. I find a small fruit buffet and start shoving food in my mouth to wash the taste of the bearded broad away. That's when I woke up.
Ok, here's where all this crap comes from. I went to a bar last Thursday to meet a friend...the place was crowded and I never saw him. Paul Sorvino was the gangster because I watched Rocketeer not too long ago. The bearded lady kissing me is from Carnivale...every time she kisses Lods I shudder. A couple weeks ago I went to Austin and climbed a steep hill. At one point my feet slid down about 4 or 5 feet....rolling over the rocks. I don't know where Danny Devito came from.
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When we get to the top, he pulls into a warehouse parking lot...it's a back door to the carnival. Unfortunately there are no free spots, so Danny just says..."I'm Danny Devito...I'll make a spot." He then backs the truck into two of the cars (one of them is a white jeep wrangler), and tries to push it in front of the back door. He misses blocking it by like an inch. Right then a bunch of gangsters (led by Paul Sorvino) come out of the warehouse pissed off about their cars getting hit. I start screaming and pushing the thugs around, but Danny steps up and tells Paul that I just got out of a hospital and it's a bad idea to be fucking with me.
Then we went inside, where I almost instantly lost Danny Devito. I wonder around for awhile, when suddenly someone grabs me and kisses me. It's the bearded lady from HBO's original television show, Carnivale. I push her away, wipe at my mouth, and run away. I find a small fruit buffet and start shoving food in my mouth to wash the taste of the bearded broad away. That's when I woke up.
Ok, here's where all this crap comes from. I went to a bar last Thursday to meet a friend...the place was crowded and I never saw him. Paul Sorvino was the gangster because I watched Rocketeer not too long ago. The bearded lady kissing me is from Carnivale...every time she kisses Lods I shudder. A couple weeks ago I went to Austin and climbed a steep hill. At one point my feet slid down about 4 or 5 feet....rolling over the rocks. I don't know where Danny Devito came from.
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