I hate looking for new employment. I hate it with a burning passion. I'm a whore. A corporate whore. I am putting on my whore facade and selling my self to companies. And it's not like I'm just selling my body for an hour in a dirty hotel room...I'm selling my mind, skills, and body for eight hours a day in a windowless nihilistic office. Just fucking shoot me now.
I declare SG dating to be the first foundational crack in this glorious site. It's all downhill from here. I feel sorry for the first SG that accidentally puts herself, 'On the market'.
Little known fact about MeNotYou: My strategy for the unlikely event of a bar fight has always been to drop into a fetal position as a distraction for my friends and their mighty pummeling.
I declare SG dating to be the first foundational crack in this glorious site. It's all downhill from here. I feel sorry for the first SG that accidentally puts herself, 'On the market'.
Little known fact about MeNotYou: My strategy for the unlikely event of a bar fight has always been to drop into a fetal position as a distraction for my friends and their mighty pummeling.
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cydcharisse:
missed ya

jayde__:
I, too, hate job hunting. And I think this "dating" profile thing is just pretty damn funny. I'm not taking it seriously at all.
