Well...I got back from Vegas today. I lost my ass. It got so bad one of the dealers started calling me Loser McLoser.
I got carded at the gas station for smokes. It was such a bizarre experience. This was how it played out:
Lady: *Eyeing me suspiciously*..."How old are you?"
Me: *Confused and returning a funny look*..."Umm...Twenty SEVEN"
Lady: *Eyeing me more suspiciously*..."Hmmm..."
Me: *Amazed beyond belief* "Oooook. Do you wanna see my ID?"
Lady: *Looking surprised I hadn't run away*..."Yea, I think that would be best."
Me: *Show her my ID and trying not to laugh*
Lady: *Looking Skeptical* "This doesn't look like you."
Me: *Starting to get irritated*..."Umm...yea. I shaved my head."
Lady: "Yeeeea. Ok."
I've never been interrogated for cigarettes before. It was fucked up on a grand level.
I think I'm in heat. I had always been under the impression we were perpetually stuck in this state? Well...in any case, I am not generally very sexually motivated...except the last few days. Link and his new gal almost caught me dry humping my wireless keyboard last night. Ok, not really...but that was a pretty funny visual eh?
I'm reading American Gods again. That is such a fantastic book. It makes me regret having to come to work.
Mother of suck. I've had Sirius spelled wrong for fucking ever. I can't believe I just caught that.
Listening To: Broken Face, The Pixies
Reading: American Gods, Neil Gaiman
Thinking about: How to pay for a new 30" Flat Panel LCD TV..
I got carded at the gas station for smokes. It was such a bizarre experience. This was how it played out:
Lady: *Eyeing me suspiciously*..."How old are you?"
Me: *Confused and returning a funny look*..."Umm...Twenty SEVEN"
Lady: *Eyeing me more suspiciously*..."Hmmm..."
Me: *Amazed beyond belief* "Oooook. Do you wanna see my ID?"
Lady: *Looking surprised I hadn't run away*..."Yea, I think that would be best."
Me: *Show her my ID and trying not to laugh*
Lady: *Looking Skeptical* "This doesn't look like you."
Me: *Starting to get irritated*..."Umm...yea. I shaved my head."
Lady: "Yeeeea. Ok."
I've never been interrogated for cigarettes before. It was fucked up on a grand level.
I think I'm in heat. I had always been under the impression we were perpetually stuck in this state? Well...in any case, I am not generally very sexually motivated...except the last few days. Link and his new gal almost caught me dry humping my wireless keyboard last night. Ok, not really...but that was a pretty funny visual eh?
I'm reading American Gods again. That is such a fantastic book. It makes me regret having to come to work.
Mother of suck. I've had Sirius spelled wrong for fucking ever. I can't believe I just caught that.
Listening To: Broken Face, The Pixies
Reading: American Gods, Neil Gaiman
Thinking about: How to pay for a new 30" Flat Panel LCD TV..
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synapse:
The same place as mon amor! It's such a word up, 'cause now sigmatic and I can have little luncheons together and frolic in the park during the day (and hit it in the parking lot 
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fancier:
it would be so awesome if i ever REALLY did make you crap your pants. but alas, i know that is a lie! BUT I LOVE IT.