At 1:37pm on January 31st 2008 I became an uncle. As such I plan to honor all the rights and duties attributed to the title. I will live up to the ideal of holding down this child and tickling/tormenting him mercilessly until he cries out my appellation in recognition of superiority...UNCLE!!! If possible I want to deeply ingrain a deep love for computers and reading at the earliest age. If I do my job right there won't be a parental block strong enough to keep him from all the glorious pornography the Internet has to offer. In addition I intend to introduce him to all the ultra violent video games my sister will undoubtedly deny him. This kid is going to fucking love me.
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