menotyou

This is an actual conversation I had with Batman regarding a recent comment he left in the SGHouston group that is worth reproducing for the public.

Session Start (MeNotYou:Batman): Fri Mar 02 12:52:04 2007
[12:53] Batman: we'd get crazy street cred for coding the floppy dong control api
[12:53] MeNotYou: I would write in a random generator for dry humping buildings.
[12:54] Batman: that would totally crash if it came across some crazy new-age architecture
[12:55] Batman: ERROR: CANNOT TAP THAT
[12:55] MeNotYou: hahaha
[12:56] MeNotYou: We would have to create a giant lady bot with huge tits and a flappy labia.
[12:57] MeNotYou: We wouldn't want our robot to get lonely. It would be seem like such a waste of floppy dong.
[12:58] Batman: haha
[12:58] Batman: robot whore
[12:59] Batman: nah he needs to be sex-deprived so that he maintains the proper rage levels to destroy entire cities
[12:59] Batman: i think this could be a good SF short story
[13:00] Batman: we'd totally get props on boingboing for "Giant Robot and Whore"
[13:00] MeNotYou: I'm imagining Giant Robot with Giant hard on turning around and destroying a whole block of buildings with his schlong.
[13:01] Batman: yes!
[13:01] Batman: and he can't do that if he's always chilling in a post-coital state
[13:01] Batman: haha, there should be a female robot but she's a prude
[13:01] Batman: Robot Prude
[13:02] MeNotYou: Dude. I have the best idea ever. Remake The Iron Giant...scene for scene....except with a big floppy dong.
[13:02] Batman: "Giant Robo have blue balls again! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
[13:02] Batman: man that's so rude...think of the children
[13:03] Batman: the dong needs to fire a giant yellow laser
[13:03] Batman: and white cluster bombs
[13:03] MeNotYou: Yellow or white depending on the situation.
[13:03] MeNotYou: haha
[13:03] Batman: god damn i'm gonna spit coke all over the place at cafe artiste
[13:03] Batman: i should go back to work
[13:03] MeNotYou: Is robot incest wrong? They don't have the genetic hangups we do.
[13:04] MeNotYou: Cause if Robot Prude and Giant Robot have horny kids....poor hard up baby bots.
[13:04] Batman: "I can't do this, you were manufactured at the same plant I was"
[13:05] MeNotYou: "We have the same maker"
[13:05] MeNotYou: Someone needs to make this movie. Everyone I know would buy this.
[13:05] Batman: haha
[13:06] MeNotYou: Except maybe my mom.
[13:06] Batman: we can at least pen the short story
[13:06] Batman: in a series of sg journal entries
[13:06] MeNotYou: Niiice
[13:06] Batman: ok i gotta go back to work
[13:06] Batman: log this conversation
[13:06] Batman: later
[13:07] MeNotYou: later
[13:07] *** "Batman" signed off at Fri Mar 02 13:07:11 2007.