menotyou

Man. My company is such a cheap ass. We don't get Christmas bonuses or parties. We DO get a free lunch with a raffle however. Whooo! Yeah. Last year the raffle included a bunch of crap and gift certificates. This year they opted not to do the gift certificates because we are now a public company so all we are left with is the possibility of winning crap. Two of the better prizes was a small Tv (Tube...not LCD), and a DVD player. What kind of moron thinks a DVD player is a good award?!? Can you name anyone that doesn't already have one? Hell...the ones that don't wouldn't want one anyway. Christ.

So...I didn't win any crap in the raffle but they did get everyone a tacky jean jacket with the companies logo embroidered into the cuff. I wasn't aware Jean Jackets were back 'In'. Anyway, I plan to make the most of the situation by turning this mundane object into 'The Coat Of Ultimate Irony'!!! Imagine this...a jacket with a ton of patches and pins, all dudded up metal style, only all of the flare is nerdy/emo. The Internet has provided Star Wars patches, Emo band pins (including Ida, Braid, and The Headlights), and a Batman patch for starters. I've spent the last few hours trying to find an Illuminati, discordian, and/or mythos patch to no avail. Cthulhu. The Yellow Sign. Eye in the Pyramid. The Sacred Chao. Nothing. It's very disheartening.

I'd like to add one more simple question? Why do they only make metal back patches? That sucks.