I would love to work in the White House right now. You KNOW there were top level meetings to discuss the possibility of terrorists releasing a bunch of deadly ass snakes on a plane. I can see it so clearly:
Cheney: Ok people. What else could the terrorists use? Spiders? Bees? Snails?
Condoleezza Rice: Snails?
Cheney: Yeah. Aren't there poisonous Snails from South America or something?
Condoleezza Rice: Maybe.
Cheney: Whatever. Do we have any snake and spider detectors?
Condoleezza Rice: Umm....no. Is that even possible?
Cheney: We need to find out. Let's throw what...a billion?...into research for a snake and spider detector.
Condoleezza Rice: Sweet.
Cheney: Ok people. What else could the terrorists use? Spiders? Bees? Snails?
Condoleezza Rice: Snails?
Cheney: Yeah. Aren't there poisonous Snails from South America or something?
Condoleezza Rice: Maybe.
Cheney: Whatever. Do we have any snake and spider detectors?
Condoleezza Rice: Umm....no. Is that even possible?
Cheney: We need to find out. Let's throw what...a billion?...into research for a snake and spider detector.
Condoleezza Rice: Sweet.
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are you brothers?
he told me today that you still have not approved his myspace friend request. chump.