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Have you heard the totally rad Social D cover of Pretty in Pink? If you haven't, you are missing out. If you have...you're WRONG. Despite the unmistakable resemblance to Mike Ness, Social Distortion did not sing this song. It's a band called Automatic 7, and I would recommend this band to anyone with good taste.

Tonight I'm going to learn how to play Mah Jong. My ultimate goal is to create a Mah Jong group that'll meet on a regular basis...kind of like old ladies and their bridge nights except with beer. Hmm...I wonder if there are rules for Strip Mah Jong on the Internet. I should look that up.

I've been thinking about doing the Open Mic night at the Laff Stop. I don't really have any material yet though. I might just winging it and vomit the most offensive stuff I can imagine on the stage. Like comparing donkey shows to getting fisted by a five year old...cause that's always fun. Or maybe I'll pretend I'm black and do a whole slew of racist jokes. I have even considered walking out on stage with my nuts hanging out and doing the whole set as if I were oblivious to the fact that my sack is exposed. Good times.

If you could have any super power what would it be.....in ONE WORD.

Mine would be: Magnetism.
If I had a super power I would definitely be a villain. I even have my first diabolical scheme planned out. I would steal all the worlds coins. Not only would it make me instantly rich, I could crash the international Coinstar network.