menotyou

I've been commanded to update...so here you go. Take it or leave it.

I want a Gandhi lunch box. I would fill it full of tasty roast beef sandwiches every day.

Has anyone else heard about this guy that started with a single red paperclip and traded his way to a brand new house? That's some crazy shit. I have a slightly used blow-up doll if anyone is interested in trading.

Man do I love kids.


(If this offends you...do us both a favor and don't read my profile anymore)

Write me a haiku.