Greetings my little pretties! I return from Asgard in my big gay rainbow boat.
...wait a minute. The way to Asgard isn't through a big gay rainbow boat....it's through a big gay rainbow bridge!! Dammit! Where am I returning from in my big gay rainbow boat then?!?
Footnotes:
** - I included my Ankle Biters DVD for scale.
*** - My birthday is next Thursday. Send me shit!
**** - My mom gave me the big gay rainbow boat for Christmas. This either means she doesn't love me any more or has come to terms with my homosexuality.
***** - I'm not gay.
...wait a minute. The way to Asgard isn't through a big gay rainbow boat....it's through a big gay rainbow bridge!! Dammit! Where am I returning from in my big gay rainbow boat then?!?
Footnotes:
** - I included my Ankle Biters DVD for scale.
*** - My birthday is next Thursday. Send me shit!
**** - My mom gave me the big gay rainbow boat for Christmas. This either means she doesn't love me any more or has come to terms with my homosexuality.
***** - I'm not gay.
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Yes, that was my rhyme for the day.