wow what a night... i went to a bitrhday party with my fiance at a bar in philly called the ravens lounge... and we got so trashed... these two chicks from south america were grinding and kissing on me...i got the one chicks number...
the toilet was broken so i had to hold like 25 drinks in me.. finally i puked which never happens but apparently i hit my fill line... we go outside and got harrassed by this bum with no teeth and smelled like vomit and fried foods... that asked for a few pennies then seriously goes... how bout just a blank check we are all americans here... WTF DOES THAT MEAN????
i never go into the city so i dont know my way around... my fiance gets shit faced and so do i .... we come stumbling out of the bar make it back to the car... im sitting and smoking a bowl he hands me the keys to his car and says baby i need you to drive... I AM NOT A STICK SHIFT GIRL.... YOU KNOW A MANUAL TRANSMISSION... i smoke pot... i drive an AUTOMATIC... PLUS... his car is also his baby... once he gives me the keys he passes out and starts drooling... so now i am lost... drunk... stoned and i gotta drive a stick shift over an hour home...
i start driving and got lost... almost went over the bridge to take us to jersey... finally found my way... only stalled twice and didnt grind a single gear... i pull up out front and park... tried for like 5 mins to wake him up but could not so i came in the house and passed out... woke up at 8:30 this am and he was still asleep in the car... i go out in my pajamas and slippers in the snow and wake him up... he comes in and we have mind blowing... asthma attack causing sex and passed out...
no i dont have asthma but i was breathing like i did after a triple orgasm and squirting all over him... what a fucking night!!!
xoxo
meness
the toilet was broken so i had to hold like 25 drinks in me.. finally i puked which never happens but apparently i hit my fill line... we go outside and got harrassed by this bum with no teeth and smelled like vomit and fried foods... that asked for a few pennies then seriously goes... how bout just a blank check we are all americans here... WTF DOES THAT MEAN????
i never go into the city so i dont know my way around... my fiance gets shit faced and so do i .... we come stumbling out of the bar make it back to the car... im sitting and smoking a bowl he hands me the keys to his car and says baby i need you to drive... I AM NOT A STICK SHIFT GIRL.... YOU KNOW A MANUAL TRANSMISSION... i smoke pot... i drive an AUTOMATIC... PLUS... his car is also his baby... once he gives me the keys he passes out and starts drooling... so now i am lost... drunk... stoned and i gotta drive a stick shift over an hour home...
i start driving and got lost... almost went over the bridge to take us to jersey... finally found my way... only stalled twice and didnt grind a single gear... i pull up out front and park... tried for like 5 mins to wake him up but could not so i came in the house and passed out... woke up at 8:30 this am and he was still asleep in the car... i go out in my pajamas and slippers in the snow and wake him up... he comes in and we have mind blowing... asthma attack causing sex and passed out...
no i dont have asthma but i was breathing like i did after a triple orgasm and squirting all over him... what a fucking night!!!
xoxo
meness