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life as of late -

met up with my ex.. got sloppy drunk, had sex and the condom broke. ahhhh. after a lovely trip to planned parenthood for the morning after pill in the morning and a tearful kiss goodbye, i think my hearts more broken now, then what i started out with. messy. SO messy. ugh. i had to take my last pill at exactly midnight on new years eve, i dropped it into a shot of jameson. cute. plus i keep having pregnancy dreams and its fucking bugging me out. keep in mind, i hate children. like HATE. and i hate my ex.. just kidding. i wish i could fall out of love.


i woke up this morning with a swollen eye.. i think i got bit by a spider. and spiders are evil nasty bitches sent to destroy the world, im super fucking creeped out.


im throwing a mustache party at my bar tonight. good thing i can only see out of one eye. one eyed bartending sounds kinda fun actually, but i look like the guy from the goonies. haaay yoooou guuuuyyyyysss. id take a picture, but im creeped out even looking at it. ewe.

p.s i let a few friends use my account for the babe factor, and someone definitely changed my user name, added an extra a. hahaha.

p.s ive new-found my addiction to alkaline trio. its really a sick obsessed. matt skiba, your the man!

MY TUMBLR.

yup. thats all.
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