My favorite children's book:
The cats nestle close to their kittens
The lambs have lay down with the sheep
You're cosy and warm in your bed my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep
The windows are dark in the town child
The whales huddle down in the deep
I'll read you one very last book if you swear,
You'll go the fuck to sleep
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep
I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit stop lying
Lie the fuck down my darling, and sleep
The wind whispers soft to the grass hun
The field mice they make not a peep
Its been 38 min already
Jesus christ what the fuck, go to sleep
All the kids from daycare are in dream land
The froggie has made his last leap
Hell no you can't go to the bathroom
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep
The owls fly forth from the treetops
Through the air they soar and they sweep
A hot crimson rage fills my heart love
For real shut the fuck up, and sleep
The cubs and the lions are snoring
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap
How come you can do all this other great shit?
But you can't lie the fuck down and sleep
The seeds slumber beneath the earth now
And the crops that the farmers will reap
No more questions. This interviews over.
I got two words for you kid, fucking sleep.
The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle
The sparrow has silenced her cheep
Fuck yourself bear, I'm not getting you shit
Close your eyes, cut the crap, sleep
The flowers dose low in the meadows
And high on the mountains so steep
My life is a failure, I'm a shitty as parent
Stop fucking with me PLEASE, and sleep
The giant penguins of Madagascar are snoozing
As I lie here and openly weep
You are fine, whatever, who the fuck cares
You're not gonna sleep
This room is all I can remember
The furniture crappy and cheap
You win, you escaped, you run down the hall
As I nod the fuck off and sleep
Bleary and dazed and awaken
To find your eyes shut so I keep
My fingers crossed tight as I tip toe away
And pray that you're fucking asleep
Were finally watching our movie
Pin the microwave *BEEP*
Oh shit god dammit you gotta be kidding
Come on go the fuck back to sleep
The cats nestle close to their kittens
The lambs have lay down with the sheep
You're cosy and warm in your bed my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep
The windows are dark in the town child
The whales huddle down in the deep
I'll read you one very last book if you swear,
You'll go the fuck to sleep
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep
I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit stop lying
Lie the fuck down my darling, and sleep
The wind whispers soft to the grass hun
The field mice they make not a peep
Its been 38 min already
Jesus christ what the fuck, go to sleep
All the kids from daycare are in dream land
The froggie has made his last leap
Hell no you can't go to the bathroom
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep
The owls fly forth from the treetops
Through the air they soar and they sweep
A hot crimson rage fills my heart love
For real shut the fuck up, and sleep
The cubs and the lions are snoring
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap
How come you can do all this other great shit?
But you can't lie the fuck down and sleep
The seeds slumber beneath the earth now
And the crops that the farmers will reap
No more questions. This interviews over.
I got two words for you kid, fucking sleep.
The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle
The sparrow has silenced her cheep
Fuck yourself bear, I'm not getting you shit
Close your eyes, cut the crap, sleep
The flowers dose low in the meadows
And high on the mountains so steep
My life is a failure, I'm a shitty as parent
Stop fucking with me PLEASE, and sleep
The giant penguins of Madagascar are snoozing
As I lie here and openly weep
You are fine, whatever, who the fuck cares
You're not gonna sleep
This room is all I can remember
The furniture crappy and cheap
You win, you escaped, you run down the hall
As I nod the fuck off and sleep
Bleary and dazed and awaken
To find your eyes shut so I keep
My fingers crossed tight as I tip toe away
And pray that you're fucking asleep
Were finally watching our movie
Pin the microwave *BEEP*
Oh shit god dammit you gotta be kidding
Come on go the fuck back to sleep
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