i haven't done anything today.
nothing.
zero.
less than.
nothing.
i went out briefly to retrieve some. relief. my other medication i can pick up tomorrow.
which reminds me to take it now. but. THE POINT IS.
my mom just called. she's going to bed. we're going out tomorrow. she's going to get me up at the crack.as.of.dawn. and. i. had a cat in my lap. A CAT. (i hate cats, really.) but this one. is old. retarded. and distinguished as fuck.
ash can sit as still as anything for any.amount.of.time. he is sleek and grey and we had been having a very. one-sided conversation.
ANY.way. rant. rant.
i had been telling her about ass-man (i.e. the cat, who's more of an ass than an ash, although grey. he is)- playing across the carpet with a head of some figure found randomly in a parking lot some where. playing. and since he is old as hell. it's funny. really. laugh.
so i asked her:
hey mom? how do you get rid of ear mites?
and she said.
why? do you have ear mites?
and... it took a few seconds for me to blink... and. think. and laugh my ass off. because. my mom. is. so... proper. sort-of. proper-and-sweet-with-balls kind of.
and she laughed. and. we laughed. and. it's a full moon, so who can really tell but she did manage to fit in the, "what are you doing?"
imminent. but funny, still.
i'm tired and i am supposed to sleep but. i did get to see dee tonight. <insert highlight of day> and slapped her on the ass out of nowhere and. enjoyed it. shh. (haha. even my sister wanted to do that, some times and she was s.t.r.a.i.g.h.t.) she'd had a bad night and i at least made her laugh before i left, but the best part was the:
uhm. hey...... my pants are falling down.
pause.
is that a problem?
all from dee.
BWAHAHAHA.
any way. good night. it surely has been a full moon in the Upstairs. not quiet, is it beck? which means.
here she comes.
<3
nothing.
zero.
less than.
nothing.
i went out briefly to retrieve some. relief. my other medication i can pick up tomorrow.
which reminds me to take it now. but. THE POINT IS.
my mom just called. she's going to bed. we're going out tomorrow. she's going to get me up at the crack.as.of.dawn. and. i. had a cat in my lap. A CAT. (i hate cats, really.) but this one. is old. retarded. and distinguished as fuck.
ash can sit as still as anything for any.amount.of.time. he is sleek and grey and we had been having a very. one-sided conversation.
ANY.way. rant. rant.
i had been telling her about ass-man (i.e. the cat, who's more of an ass than an ash, although grey. he is)- playing across the carpet with a head of some figure found randomly in a parking lot some where. playing. and since he is old as hell. it's funny. really. laugh.
so i asked her:
hey mom? how do you get rid of ear mites?
and she said.
why? do you have ear mites?
and... it took a few seconds for me to blink... and. think. and laugh my ass off. because. my mom. is. so... proper. sort-of. proper-and-sweet-with-balls kind of.
and she laughed. and. we laughed. and. it's a full moon, so who can really tell but she did manage to fit in the, "what are you doing?"
imminent. but funny, still.
i'm tired and i am supposed to sleep but. i did get to see dee tonight. <insert highlight of day> and slapped her on the ass out of nowhere and. enjoyed it. shh. (haha. even my sister wanted to do that, some times and she was s.t.r.a.i.g.h.t.) she'd had a bad night and i at least made her laugh before i left, but the best part was the:
uhm. hey...... my pants are falling down.
pause.
is that a problem?
all from dee.
BWAHAHAHA.
any way. good night. it surely has been a full moon in the Upstairs. not quiet, is it beck? which means.
here she comes.
<3
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no. i think it's funniness.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
my mother is wonderful. the cat. sigh. he is retarded but what can you do. he's old as fuck. in fact. he just pissed in my bathroom this morning... grrr!