No one ever really knows anyone else.. You're never going to know me... Figure it out.. deal with it.
'rules of attraction'
i want to . . . .
fuck u
feel u shake
feel ur nails riping the skin from my back
see u biting ur lip to stop urself from screaming
look into ur eyes
watch u squirm
know u never want me...
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okay so that chat up line was about a useful as monk's having dick's!
2nite i will b tuning in to watch
"the truth about lesbian sex"
right now attempting to do college work after i've finished bein lazy and i have a urge to get nakie!
and before u say it danish lady at work!
lets talk about sex baby!
lets talk about u...
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2nite i will b tuning in to watch
"the truth about lesbian sex"
right now attempting to do college work after i've finished bein lazy and i have a urge to get nakie!
and before u say it danish lady at work!
lets talk about sex baby!
lets talk about u...
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dg:
Tie her up. Make her cry. Make her scream.
The truth about lesbian sex, is this where you see lots of fat butch women on TV and the notion that this is the "truth". Sure. A distroted view of the truth. I love the media. I love it good. Wanna buy some crack.... no wait... I think if you see Danish lady, you'll be getting plenty
The truth about lesbian sex, is this where you see lots of fat butch women on TV and the notion that this is the "truth". Sure. A distroted view of the truth. I love the media. I love it good. Wanna buy some crack.... no wait... I think if you see Danish lady, you'll be getting plenty
dg:
Remember to pack them
Hehe, Danish ladies like chocolate
Hehe, Danish ladies like chocolate
ever wish you had nothing
lost everything you have
the beginning all over again
never feel guilty for not giving
rewinding your past
putting the wrongs right
not wasting away
learning to say no
if you had everything
would you have a point of living?
wanna get a pizza and fuck?
what?! . . . . u don't like pizza?
lost everything you have
the beginning all over again
never feel guilty for not giving
rewinding your past
putting the wrongs right
not wasting away
learning to say no
if you had everything
would you have a point of living?
wanna get a pizza and fuck?
what?! . . . . u don't like pizza?
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dg:
I'm on a diet, I don't eat pizza
_lauren_:
well
you know
it all depends
what kind of pizza?
he he he
you know
it all depends
what kind of pizza?
he he he
yay! the sun is shining! 
oh yeah and i just ordered me sum tickets to go see
TATU
oh yeah and i just ordered me sum tickets to go see
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photo_obscura:
Tatu, eh? Naughty, naughty... ah, what the hell- go get em!
drunkpunk:
I hope you remembered to get an extra ticket for me? You KNOW i need to see Tatu
hey yummy ladies and gentlemen soz i ain't updated . . . . blame Danish Lady!!
i love this weather! everyones happy! ladies wear less clothes! i'm not cold! and ladies wear less clothes!
i done nuthin on me to do list!
although i'm not so lazy!
i'm sorry had to catch me breathe! i'm soooo funny!
not lazy!!
i found i hav a thing...
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i love this weather! everyones happy! ladies wear less clothes! i'm not cold! and ladies wear less clothes!
i done nuthin on me to do list!
although i'm not so lazy!
i'm sorry had to catch me breathe! i'm soooo funny!
not lazy!!
i found i hav a thing...
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webigailboop:
i can't say that i've done anything on my to-do list either, even though i should. there should be a procrastinators club...i could be president.
_lauren_:
look out for it
cause they repeat stuff all the time on VH1
and
sauce on the knife handle
is the most annoying thing ever
cause then you get it all over your fingers
grrrrrrrr
cause they repeat stuff all the time on VH1
and
sauce on the knife handle
is the most annoying thing ever
cause then you get it all over your fingers
grrrrrrrr
things to do . . . .
1.not fail college
2.stop bein so fuckin niave
3.tidy desk
4.re-string guitar
5.buy printer ink
6.find peep 2 com see placebo with me
7.stop bein lazy
8.get new brain even if it's tesco value!
9.arrange osbournes fest! (1st series out next week!)
10.attempt to sort out the stopid-ness that is me freindship with "best" mate!
11. get a...
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1.not fail college
2.stop bein so fuckin niave
3.tidy desk
4.re-string guitar
5.buy printer ink
6.find peep 2 com see placebo with me
7.stop bein lazy
8.get new brain even if it's tesco value!
9.arrange osbournes fest! (1st series out next week!)
10.attempt to sort out the stopid-ness that is me freindship with "best" mate!
11. get a...
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tara81:
1. find a job
2. have lots of fun
3. find a hot lady
Have a great weekend!
2. have lots of fun
3. find a hot lady
Have a great weekend!
autumn:
1. Break up with ol dman so I can marry you.
2.Get a new job.
3.Reply to my journal comments.
4.Shower and go to work at 4
5. Marry you.
2.Get a new job.
3.Reply to my journal comments.
4.Shower and go to work at 4
5. Marry you.
*poke*
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tara81:
ouch. Stop poking my bum please.
You've got an awesome torso.
You've got an awesome torso.
_lauren_:
he he he
silly lady
silly lady
u suck and u must be punished! 
okay that lasted bout 5mins be4 havin to say i dont mean to b mean but andy pandy made me do it!
*sings* andy pandy's coming to play tra la la la la la
andy pandys comin to play tra la la la laaaaaa!
okay that lasted bout 5mins be4 havin to say i dont mean to b mean but andy pandy made me do it!
*sings* andy pandy's coming to play tra la la la la la
andy pandys comin to play tra la la la laaaaaa!
dg:
Ok.
well hello there!
u'll hav to excuse me i had 20mins sleep!
last nite i went to see 'rules of attraction' with young danish lady, film woz good although annoyin but won't say why coz i'll ruin it for those who ain't seen it! if u haven't i say go see it v.clever filmin and bit messed up!
then i we went back to ladies...
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u'll hav to excuse me i had 20mins sleep!
last nite i went to see 'rules of attraction' with young danish lady, film woz good although annoyin but won't say why coz i'll ruin it for those who ain't seen it! if u haven't i say go see it
v.clever filmin and bit messed up!
then i we went back to ladies...
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dg:
I kiss girls too
IT! *runs*
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dg:
MAD'ED!
autumn:
Alright that pic is driving me crazy. Damn.... why are you so far?!? aHH SHITT.. guess im it.
where abouts are you?
no where too awful i hope
our country blows huh?
hows it going with your danish lady?
go you