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melvin_

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Member Since 2003

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Wednesday Mar 12, 2003

Mar 12, 2003
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"kids are playing,
bees are buzzing,
old people are . . . . oldpeoplezing."

ragamuffin: " what the hell is that anyway?"
lenore: "that,s me death mask!"
ragamuffin: "why'd you make it so stupid looking?"
lenore: "YOU'RE STUPID"
ragamuffin: "look i wasn't trying to insult . . .
lenore: "stoopid little man"
ragamuffin: "o.k, I ..."
lenore: "LITTLE PUFFY RAT-MIGET
COTTON TUSHED COOTIE INFESTED
FREAK OF NATURE
POO POO HEAD . . .
MONSTROSITY OF THE SEVENTH LAYER OF HELK
PEE PEE BREATHED . . . . .
DOOKIE EATING - PIG LOV' N - CRAB LIKE - BOW LEGGED - CREEPY ASS - BULBLOUS HEADED - SMALLER THE A BREAD BOX - HOLLOW BRAINED - GOPHER LICK'N - INTESTINE SHAPED - BACON WRAPPED - NO SOAP USING - SQUID SLURPING - BOTCHILISM GROWING - CROTCH SCRATCHING - ONE BALLED - ACCIDENTALLY BIRTHED - FILTH SPREADING - JUICE PRODUCING - GREASY PALMED - FART LEAKING - BALL OF CRAP SHAPED LIKE A LITTLE MAN."
ragamuffin: "ONE BALLED?"
lenore: " just . . . .'pant pant' . . . gimmie
a . . . .sec . . ."
ragamuffin: "yeah so. . . . its good to have you
back . . "
lenore: " AWWWW really? thats special! its good to
be back"

lenore: " catch!"
ragmuffin: "what the hell did you put in that ball?"
lenore: " it wasn't bouncing so good, so i filled it with
rocks."

lenore: " Lookie!"
ragamuffin: *bleughh* " AW MAN! its like some puke
got together with poo and had a baby . . . . ."
" . . . . . .a baby pukeypoo!"

biggrin te he he he he he he he
dnt u just love lenore!! biggrin

spent the day painting me guitar and now drawing lenore all over it!

i hate it when peeps txt u ask how u r? so u think "thats nice" they care then u tell them u not to good . . . . . .then comes that real reason why they txt . . . . . .ur ex wants to let u know they've meet sum1 and wants to check if ur seein anyone! just like they fone u have a go at u coz u aint foned them! then when u do fone there to busy to talk! and everytime there's the question of r u seein anyone?
i dont care! surreal no oh i hope ur betta soon and dont fail college!! alternative motives suck ass! eeek

lenore: "i always thought you were a bean bag"
mr gosh: " parts of me are bean bags"
lenore: " oh "
"which parts?"
mr gosh: "i don't want to talk about it!"

skull biggrin skull biggrin skull biggrin skull biggrin
dg:
I love the "I Feel Sick" book Jhonen wrote smile
Mar 12, 2003
dg:
It's all to do with this big probe...

They didn't even lube it either
Mar 12, 2003

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