Okay, so I have a confession to make. To everyone. I hope you all don;t hate me and such, but....
I have a penis.. I tuck it in. I just can't hide the truth anymore.
Hehe, April Fools! Yeah, I am so cool.
And before anyone asks, NO, I don't have a penis. Just balls, that's all.
Thank you.
Concerning the last journal entry, and the where did this line come from trivia (which was "Go away! You're not welcome here!") , well the answer was "Family Guy".
Only one of you got the cookie. Tsk tsk. Teehee.
Golly, I am really tired. This work week has been cruel and unusually long. You bastard.
So, can't wait til Maddy's birthday bash, all you SGKY people best be showing up! I mean, c'mon, you get to meet Me, Maddy, and Poison .... is that incentive enough? Also, there will be drinking . So what more could you ask for?
You betta show up. Yeah!
I am in love with Posh . I wish to be her love slave. I hope she doesnt mind.
I know I keep on talking about Star Wars, but I am super excited (I almost soiled myself!) about tonight. The toys are officially out tonight. Myself, Dirtlits, shawnAPT2, and possibly Divineorgana ar going to be doing the waiting in line at Toys R Us midnight madness thing. It marks the beginning of the Star Wars hysteria. I am sad, for it will be the last. Tears?
I want a new Padme figure, dammit! Gimme! Speed up time for me!
I really want the Sims: University Expansion pack. It has a fucking Cowplant. How rad is that? I want to feed some unsuspecting Sims (bwahaha) to it. Dammit, I want an awful lot. Heh.
Well, you guys have a fun weekend. Drink something good for me.
Kiss kiss,
Melly
I have a penis.. I tuck it in. I just can't hide the truth anymore.
Hehe, April Fools! Yeah, I am so cool.
And before anyone asks, NO, I don't have a penis. Just balls, that's all.
Thank you.
Concerning the last journal entry, and the where did this line come from trivia (which was "Go away! You're not welcome here!") , well the answer was "Family Guy".
Only one of you got the cookie. Tsk tsk. Teehee.
Golly, I am really tired. This work week has been cruel and unusually long. You bastard.
So, can't wait til Maddy's birthday bash, all you SGKY people best be showing up! I mean, c'mon, you get to meet Me, Maddy, and Poison .... is that incentive enough? Also, there will be drinking . So what more could you ask for?
You betta show up. Yeah!
I am in love with Posh . I wish to be her love slave. I hope she doesnt mind.
I know I keep on talking about Star Wars, but I am super excited (I almost soiled myself!) about tonight. The toys are officially out tonight. Myself, Dirtlits, shawnAPT2, and possibly Divineorgana ar going to be doing the waiting in line at Toys R Us midnight madness thing. It marks the beginning of the Star Wars hysteria. I am sad, for it will be the last. Tears?
I want a new Padme figure, dammit! Gimme! Speed up time for me!
I really want the Sims: University Expansion pack. It has a fucking Cowplant. How rad is that? I want to feed some unsuspecting Sims (bwahaha) to it. Dammit, I want an awful lot. Heh.
Well, you guys have a fun weekend. Drink something good for me.
Kiss kiss,
Melly
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Not that this wasn't funny...it just would have been funnier if it were true and decided to come clean on April fools day.