melissaxmarie

So... my bottom microdermal was rejecting.. I think I may have mentioned this in my previous post. In attempt to salvage it I tried pushing it back in 100x but that didnt work so I figured that I would be smart enough to attempt surgery on myself at home LOLLLL, being the smart nursing student I am. So... I managed to scalpel out one side of it without any anasthetic or anything. Just gave it balls. But then I get to the other side and isnt the connective tissue just fucking holding onto it like a fat kid clinging to his cake. So I stand there for a half an hour trying to get this fucker out... my mom comes downstairs and freaks out. She tries to get it out... nothing... Im sure you can guess where I had to venture to next....

So at the hospital I tell the triage nurse that I have half a microdermal in me and she look at me like I was fucking nuts. She was like you swallowed something. I was like omg no.... Anyways 3 hours later Im laying in the procedure room when the doctor comes in. I had to draw him a picture to show him what it looked like under my skin.
A dose of lidocaine and some serious pulling he gets it out. I convinced the doctor not to give me a stitch because I figured it would just cause more risk for infection. So now... Im left with one really good looking microdermal and a fucking hole in my chest LOL. But itll fill up eventually. It effin hurts though . Anyways, I'd share that story. I felt like suuuuch a rahtard hahaha. Never gonna attempt surgery on myself again thats fo sho.