Thought my blog today could be about a prank I read about. I've re-worded this for added humor... Enjoy:
Step 1: Get the following items from walmart , or kmart whatever.
-a water baby (one of those ones in the girls toy isle... filled with water to make it seem like its squishy like a real baby. NOTE: apparently babies don't have bones so this is ok.
-a few jars of strawberry preserves. jam's and jellies don't work as good
Step 2: Empty water in baby and fill with preserves. NOTE: put its clothes back on, no one takes a naked baby seriously.
Step 3: Next time someone rides your ass while driving, proceed to launch baby from your window onto their windshield. Baby should then explode causing extreme trauma to the driver riding your ass. NOTE: This prank my result in a heart attack or death. Possibly even some serious pants shitting.
Step 4: Make sure you have extra preserves to use as lube when they rape your ass in jail.
Step 1: Get the following items from walmart , or kmart whatever.
-a water baby (one of those ones in the girls toy isle... filled with water to make it seem like its squishy like a real baby. NOTE: apparently babies don't have bones so this is ok.
-a few jars of strawberry preserves. jam's and jellies don't work as good
Step 2: Empty water in baby and fill with preserves. NOTE: put its clothes back on, no one takes a naked baby seriously.
Step 3: Next time someone rides your ass while driving, proceed to launch baby from your window onto their windshield. Baby should then explode causing extreme trauma to the driver riding your ass. NOTE: This prank my result in a heart attack or death. Possibly even some serious pants shitting.
Step 4: Make sure you have extra preserves to use as lube when they rape your ass in jail.
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takoda:
This is a very epic!! I want to try, but I don't know If I could ever get mad enough at some to do so. Six brownie points for this one.
melissaxmarie:
thanks love! 