God I love the 80s. Danced my flat ghosty ass off to the great music and then.......WHAT?
"Jenny from the Block" starts playing. WTF???????
So I guess I need to start uhhhhhhh..........actually partaking in the Weight Watchers stuff, cuz I kinda fell off that wagon. Must......lose.........just a little..........weight. Not for prom, not for some guy, not cuz I am huge.......just for my own good. Being...
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"Jenny from the Block" starts playing. WTF???????
So I guess I need to start uhhhhhhh..........actually partaking in the Weight Watchers stuff, cuz I kinda fell off that wagon. Must......lose.........just a little..........weight. Not for prom, not for some guy, not cuz I am huge.......just for my own good. Being...
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bettie:
I have yoga and work out tapes at home. It's perfect for me because I'm like you. If I had to leave the house and go to a gym it just would'nt happen. I have a gift certificate for a massage. If I can work out for 6 weeks straight without skipping a day I can go get my massage. I can do it!!!!!
comaprincess:
You look great ..but I guess it's about how you feel.personally, from what i can see you look amazing. 
Feeling better.
Wondering how I am gonna have the money to pay off the god forsaken ticket.
Went to a good ole punk rawk show last night at a MASONIC TEMPLE........... hello.......like the secret society of the Freemasons......kinda weird. And they made everyone get out by 11. My good deed of the night was stopping a heinous girl fight.
Girl fights are funny. Never been...
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Wondering how I am gonna have the money to pay off the god forsaken ticket.
Went to a good ole punk rawk show last night at a MASONIC TEMPLE........... hello.......like the secret society of the Freemasons......kinda weird. And they made everyone get out by 11. My good deed of the night was stopping a heinous girl fight.
Girl fights are funny. Never been...
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freyja__:
i want to see you tonight!
get in touch with bpd.
xoxo
get in touch with bpd.
xoxo
drnecessitor:
Update: immediately after I left the house yesterday, I went to the grocery store and promptly let a little old lady ahead of me in line.
Somebody PLEASE ass rape me right now......no lube.
1. Sick
2. Fucking speeding ticket
3. Cat still missing
4. Another day, another disappointment.....
Can't work cuz I'm sick, however, this fucking ticket is gonna be like 350 bucks.
So my question of the day....
What is the most you've ever had to pay for one solitary fuck up? Monetarily or emotionally.....its all the same......
Oh...
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1. Sick
2. Fucking speeding ticket
3. Cat still missing
4. Another day, another disappointment.....
Can't work cuz I'm sick, however, this fucking ticket is gonna be like 350 bucks.
So my question of the day....
What is the most you've ever had to pay for one solitary fuck up? Monetarily or emotionally.....its all the same......
Oh...
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1_dying_wish:
so, how was your visit to SF? did you head into oakland at all?
gourmetpunk:
years ago tey hit me with a wet reckless ,dui with excessive speed and unsafe lane change, doin 95 on the 101 and changing from fastlane into offramp in one take in a lowered 67 caddy.
cost me around 4 grand.
that pic feature rules, huh?
cost me around 4 grand.
that pic feature rules, huh?
Ooooooo......i am loving this new feature... "My Pics"....wondering if that will stay up once my set goes up. Good times either way....
So no work for the sick........which is me. What am I gonna do? The immediate answer in my mind....dick around on the computer. But I always end up going to the same sites.......this one, my email, and ebay. Oi........
Got to briefly meet...
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So no work for the sick........which is me. What am I gonna do? The immediate answer in my mind....dick around on the computer. But I always end up going to the same sites.......this one, my email, and ebay. Oi........
Got to briefly meet...
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onefoolishline:
awwwwwwwww kittie....
I LOVE YOUR PICTURES! you're gorgeous!
I LOVE YOUR PICTURES! you're gorgeous!
jurasic:
sorry about the cat...I want my children back....
Schizo, come back............don't leave me.... 
****I was sent home from work today for being sick. Boo. Must get strength back.......must meet Missy......****
And if you didn't see this nastiness then you're missing out.
****I was sent home from work today for being sick. Boo. Must get strength back.......must meet Missy......****
And if you didn't see this nastiness then you're missing out.
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superscott:
heaven must be missin some big ol' titties, cause girl you got some big ol' titties
annysia:
....after reading the "nastiness" story *permanent disgusted look on my face* That's the most disgusting shit I have ever read!!! yuck. yuck. yuck. damn, it's hard enough swallowing for a man you love...
okay, sorry about that
okay, sorry about that
My new favorite bands are The Roustabouts and Amityville Horror. Yeah.......
I am sick........shitty.
Last night......Hung out with the PoopyDave and watched SLC Punk. I think that is also my new favorite movie.
Tonight.....laziness will be me.
Tomorrow, I finally get to meet Missy....
Question of the day.......who would you like to meet....dead or alive......and what activity would you wanna do with them?
I...
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I am sick........shitty.
Last night......Hung out with the PoopyDave and watched SLC Punk. I think that is also my new favorite movie.
Tonight.....laziness will be me.
Tomorrow, I finally get to meet Missy....
Question of the day.......who would you like to meet....dead or alive......and what activity would you wanna do with them?
I...
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ereetplus:
m.a.s.h.
i'm late for work like 3 days a week so i can watch an episode of mash in the morning, yesterday it was one with a koreon in a sputtering plane trying to drop a handgrenade on the mash everyday at 5 oclock, i just identified
i'm late for work like 3 days a week so i can watch an episode of mash in the morning, yesterday it was one with a koreon in a sputtering plane trying to drop a handgrenade on the mash everyday at 5 oclock, i just identified
webigailboop:
slc is the greatest movie ever. i need to get it on dvd. once i watched it all alone and ended up crying at the end for like half an hour. i felt like such a retard, but oh well, then end is sad. especially with all that snot coming out of mattew lilard.
i hope you find your kitty soon.
i hope you find your kitty soon.
Tomorrow is my dad's birthday.
How do you say I love you to someone who makes you feel like ass on a daily basis?
How do you say I love you to someone who makes you feel like ass on a daily basis?
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pirateking8:
Yes they both know It was a non-stop talk for a day...Thats a good question why don't you get him a picture of an ass....
-ELVIS-
-ELVIS-
bettie:
I like Aminas suggestion. Heh. I just don't tell my dad Happy Birthday. We have an understanding about things like that. I don't like him and he knows it. It's pretty nice.
I have decided that Sacramento is the camel toe of California......
Discuss.......
Discuss.......
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clara:
I'm going to assume that means I should avoid Sacramento. Thanks for the tip.
bogiebeau:
isnt your man from SAC??? whats that say about him huh? i think he is cool, so are you doggin him yo?!?!
Why........
i wonder.......
i wonder.......
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escapegoat:
because its the path.....its all an illusion..........and these things will pass.......everything is temporary
miss_magenta:
i enjoyed meeting you so much!
i enjoyed meeting you so much!
Long drives usually mean contemplation. For me, it just meant searching for radio stations that weren't ranchero music and christian rock. Blah......
So this I've been told is sooooooo girly, but this weekend commemorates the epitome of me fucking up and being an ass clown.
Yes ladies and gents, on Sunday, April 27th, will be six years from the day I LOST MY VIRGINITY. I...
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So this I've been told is sooooooo girly, but this weekend commemorates the epitome of me fucking up and being an ass clown.
Yes ladies and gents, on Sunday, April 27th, will be six years from the day I LOST MY VIRGINITY. I...
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cherryb0mb:
i'm sorry you had such a bad experience.
i was 16, he was older and hot, but i didn't know him that well. i never told anyone about it until months later, when i was in a serious relationship. it didn't hurt, he didn't last long, and in a way i guess it could have been attempted rape, but i don't wanna get into that.
i was 16, he was older and hot, but i didn't know him that well. i never told anyone about it until months later, when i was in a serious relationship. it didn't hurt, he didn't last long, and in a way i guess it could have been attempted rape, but i don't wanna get into that.
tanar:
Ass clown? That's funny.
I lost it at thirteen to a girl that was two years older and about 20 years more experienced than me. She was extremely aggressive and freak me out in the first few minutes because I wasn' expecting her to even touch me. It turned into a completely sexual relationship. Even to the present whenever I see her, she always tries to sneak us off even if there is the remotest possiblility we can in a quickie or more.
Sorry you lost it to a dipshit.
I lost it at thirteen to a girl that was two years older and about 20 years more experienced than me. She was extremely aggressive and freak me out in the first few minutes because I wasn' expecting her to even touch me. It turned into a completely sexual relationship. Even to the present whenever I see her, she always tries to sneak us off even if there is the remotest possiblility we can in a quickie or more.
Sorry you lost it to a dipshit.