Okay.....so since I don't feel like thinking....I'm gonna copy and paste some old email I got, but its LONG....just warning you. Can't think now.....tired. 
Be a doll and either email me your responses or just answer your fave question. Okay...here it is... 
*How often do you curse?
Fucking shit load.
*Are you proud when you let out a really big burp?
A loud burp is sexy from a chick. Am I not right?????
*What does your right hand smell like right now?
Kiehl's Moisturizer.
*Do you wear cologne/perfume? If so, what scent?
I LOVELOVELOVE perfume. Makes me feel seXay. L'eau d'Issey (freakin expensive) is my fave.
*How many teeth do you have?
Um.....don't want to count thembut lucky me.....I was born without wisdom teeth and a couple molars.
*If you could change one thing about your body, what would you change?
Permanently hairless in just the right places....this includes everywhere but the hair on my head, eyebrows/lashes.
*How do you react when you're mad?
FUCK!!!!!!!! <out of frustration>
*What is your least favorite smell?
Opening the refrigerator.....there's too many bacterial smells at one time.
*Name something you hate:
Pregnant women, cheese, pregnant women eating cheese or putting cheese whiz all over their stomach, people (aka northern Californians) that say "hella".
*Are you squeemish?
Not until I watch a surgery on the learning channel.
*Do you have any hidden talents or special powers?
Well, I can touch my nose with my tongue. Otherwise I'm still trying to figure everything out.....
*What is your first memory?
Looking out the window of my house in Hollywood (I must have been like 2) on Vine Way and being scared of the birds of paradise (flowers........I was scared of flowers).
*How often do you make weird noises? What are they?
I laugh really loud in movies when other people are pretty quiet. I snore when I spend the night at Brenda's only (Lobi, you're so lucky).
*What was your nickname as a child?
Melissa by my family, "fat white chick" by Jenny Cho-------some memories never fade.
*How long is your index finger on your left hand?
3 knuckles long.
*Can you dance?
Only while intoxicated.
*When was the last time you played at a playground?
Uhh........don't remember but being the kid that I am it probably wasn't too long ago.
*How do you think you're gonna die?
Cancer.
*Do you like your handwriting?
No, its toooooooooo big, and having a bunch of asian friends with supercute writing doesn't help.
*What is your most redeeming quality?
I should hope its honesty.
*How often do you do something illegal?
At least once a week.
*Have you ever laughed so hard that you farted?
Pissed, coughed, but luckily not farted.
*Do you drool on a regular basis?
Nope.........only occasionally in my sleep. Sexy, huh?
Clothing Questions
*When putting on a shirt, do you put your head or hands through first?
Head.
*Which sock do you put on first?
Right.
*Do you put on both socks, then shoes, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?
Both socks first, then shoes.
*Describe your favorite outfit:
I think I wear my Brooklyn shirt, faded jeans, and pimp jacket way too much.
*Do you wear jewelry?
Not really.....earrings if I remember.
*Have you ever lost a sock in the dryer?
Of course.
*Who do you fantasize about?
<3 DARRELL the coworker guy.
*What did you dream about last night?
About opening a topless dental office with built in massage motors into the dental chairs. Still planning the waiting room.
*Describe the best dream you've had:
Uhh.....I usually don't remember my dreams. But I know that they're in black and white.
*Do you ever have reoccurring dreams? Please describe.
If I do......lucky me, don't remember.
*What is your bedtime?
Whenever tv runs out of good shows.
*Do you sleep alone?
Pretty much, cuz my cat won't stay on my bed.
*Do you sleep naked?
Sometimes if its hot, but I'm scared my mom will, like, wake me up.
*Do you like to cuddle?
Not especially.
*Where is the strangest place you've had an orgasm?
My bath tub......alone.
*Where is your most sensitive place on your body?
My neck.
*What's the last thing you do every night before you go to sleep?
Put on some Kiehl's lip balm (this is not another plug for Kiehl's; its just the truth).
*What is your favorite thing to do at midnight?
Watch Howard Stern if I'm awake. Otherwise be asleep.
*What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done and who/what was it with?
I once hi-fived a complete stranger at a bar. Crazy shit, I know.......
*What is your favorite food?
Seafood. Lobster is the shiznit.
*What is the strangest food combination that you like?
Ummm......I'm so picky I don't really put anything together. Maybe soy sauce on white rice cuz I'm disrespecting the rice.
*What is your favorite thing to drink?
Water= non alcoholic, apple martini=alcoholic.
*What is your favorite dish that your Grandma/Grandpa makes/made?
Grandma makes the best scrambled eggs......weird, huh?.
*Are you gonna eat that?
Already did.
What-If's and Favorites
*If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be and why?
Naw.....I'll stay being me as much I bitch and complain about myself.
*If you could spend the day with anyone, but you couldn't tell another living soul afterwards, who would be and what would you do?
I want to go have chinese food with J.D. Salinger, then maybe get some coffee too.
*If you had to be shot, what body part would you like to be shot in?
Uhhh, I guess I don't really need my little toe.
*If you were a prostitute, what would your asking price be?
Would never do it.
*Who is your favorite Muppet?
Miss Piggy.......for obvious reasons. She reminds me of myself and <3<3<3 pigs.
*Who is your favorite character on Sesame Street?
Snuffluphagus aka Snuffy........he's the coolest guy ever.
*If you could kill one person (and get away with it), who would it be and why?
I wouldn't want that on my conscience, but *name deleted* (first sexual experince man-slut) definitely deserves to endure a bad STD.
*What is your favorite game?
Clue is kinda cool. (When are they bringing this game to Vegas??)
*What is your favorite type of weather?
Sunny southern Californian day.
*Where is your favorite place to go?
Out of the freakin continental United States.
*If I gave you a puppy, what would you name it?
I wouldn't want a puppy, but if it's as weird as my cat SCHIZO then I'm sure I'd give it some other un-pc name.
*What is your favorite breed of dog?
Tie between Weiner dog.......what are they called? Dachsunds, yeah, Dachsunds and Pugs cuz their face is all squished up
*Name five of your most prized possessions:
Uhh.......my faded jeans (what would I wear without them?), my lil' Schizo, my Kiehl's lip balm, Strokes CD, and Pepe-----for those of you who know what Pepe is and NO its not something sexual.
*If the world was going to blow up in 24 hours, what would you do?
Sexin' and eating at the International buffet at the Rio in Vegas.
*If you could go on cross-country roadtrip with 5 other people, who would they be and what would your destination be?
Hmmm........I'm not choosing favorites amongst friends, but whoever is down to go to New York, lets' go....
*Who is your favorite person/people to ride in a car with?
Emi for near death experiences (kidding.......).
*If your could have any super powers, what would they be?
I wanna hear peoples thoughts and have xray vision for obvious reasons.
*If you could be granted 3 wishes, what would they be?
1. Have every item of clothing I ever wanted.
2. Be some form of royalty.
3. Die a painless death.
*If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and how long would you stay?
Still wanting to go to Brazil during Carnival.........I'd leave when its over.....I think It lasts all of February.
*If you were stranded on a desert island, name 10 people you would bring and why, and 10 items you would pack?
I would bring a lot of funny people to entertain me + good music and a CD player.
*What is your favorite shape?
Star
*What is your dream job?
Editor of my own magazine that is freakishly just like JANE----read it if you haven't.
*If you could uninvent one thing what would it be and why?
Menstrual cramps.
Random for the sake of randomness.
*If you had to pick which disease would you want?
Tourette's syndrome.......but I'd only yell out funny stuff like "Ball sweat."
*What drug would you do and with who?
Coke with Andy Warhol back in the 70s.
*Name the ugliest person in hollywood.
Christina Aguilera
*Pick a number.
27
*What do I have in my right hand?
The mouse.
*Are you directly related to George Washington?
We all come from Africa.
*If you were given a case of dynamite how would you use it?
I'd keep it in the garage except for one stick, which I'd carry around like it's mace and threaten evildoers.
*What song most resembles your life right now?
Im a loser baby, so why dont you shoot me??
*Have you ever done anything you thought you deserved a medal for?
Not yet.
*Who is the first person you had a crush on?
Uncle Jesse from Full House.
*Have you ever hired an assassin?
No.
*Have you ever won anything?
Scholarships for college. Oh, and a membership to a gym one week after I paid to join a gym.
*Do you know the secret to life...itself?
Secrets are bad.
*Do you have any stuffed animals? If so, which is your favorite?
Nope.
*Is Carson Daly really a tool?
I liked Carson back when he was on KROQ on Sunday nights, but now he has to fake being into N Sync. Sellout times 10 but I still love him.
*Who was the best president in your opinion?
Hilary Clinton.
*What is the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
I stole a bathing suit at the mall and wore it under my work clothes for my entire shift........hey, I'm being honest.
*Do you have any pets? Give name, type, and age.
Just little Schizo, kitty, 6 months.
See, I said it was long. Now it's your turn.......
Love you
Be a doll and either email me your responses or just answer your fave question. Okay...here it is...
*How often do you curse?
Fucking shit load.
*Are you proud when you let out a really big burp?
A loud burp is sexy from a chick. Am I not right?????
*What does your right hand smell like right now?
Kiehl's Moisturizer.
*Do you wear cologne/perfume? If so, what scent?
I LOVELOVELOVE perfume. Makes me feel seXay. L'eau d'Issey (freakin expensive) is my fave.
*How many teeth do you have?
Um.....don't want to count thembut lucky me.....I was born without wisdom teeth and a couple molars.
*If you could change one thing about your body, what would you change?
Permanently hairless in just the right places....this includes everywhere but the hair on my head, eyebrows/lashes.
*How do you react when you're mad?
FUCK!!!!!!!! <out of frustration>
*What is your least favorite smell?
Opening the refrigerator.....there's too many bacterial smells at one time.
*Name something you hate:
Pregnant women, cheese, pregnant women eating cheese or putting cheese whiz all over their stomach, people (aka northern Californians) that say "hella".
*Are you squeemish?
Not until I watch a surgery on the learning channel.
*Do you have any hidden talents or special powers?
Well, I can touch my nose with my tongue. Otherwise I'm still trying to figure everything out.....
*What is your first memory?
Looking out the window of my house in Hollywood (I must have been like 2) on Vine Way and being scared of the birds of paradise (flowers........I was scared of flowers).
*How often do you make weird noises? What are they?
I laugh really loud in movies when other people are pretty quiet. I snore when I spend the night at Brenda's only (Lobi, you're so lucky).
*What was your nickname as a child?
Melissa by my family, "fat white chick" by Jenny Cho-------some memories never fade.
*How long is your index finger on your left hand?
3 knuckles long.
*Can you dance?
Only while intoxicated.
*When was the last time you played at a playground?
Uhh........don't remember but being the kid that I am it probably wasn't too long ago.
*How do you think you're gonna die?
Cancer.
*Do you like your handwriting?
No, its toooooooooo big, and having a bunch of asian friends with supercute writing doesn't help.
*What is your most redeeming quality?
I should hope its honesty.
*How often do you do something illegal?
At least once a week.
*Have you ever laughed so hard that you farted?
Pissed, coughed, but luckily not farted.
*Do you drool on a regular basis?
Nope.........only occasionally in my sleep. Sexy, huh?
Clothing Questions
*When putting on a shirt, do you put your head or hands through first?
Head.
*Which sock do you put on first?
Right.
*Do you put on both socks, then shoes, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?
Both socks first, then shoes.
*Describe your favorite outfit:
I think I wear my Brooklyn shirt, faded jeans, and pimp jacket way too much.
*Do you wear jewelry?
Not really.....earrings if I remember.
*Have you ever lost a sock in the dryer?
Of course.
*Who do you fantasize about?
<3 DARRELL the coworker guy.
*What did you dream about last night?
About opening a topless dental office with built in massage motors into the dental chairs. Still planning the waiting room.
*Describe the best dream you've had:
Uhh.....I usually don't remember my dreams. But I know that they're in black and white.
*Do you ever have reoccurring dreams? Please describe.
If I do......lucky me, don't remember.
*What is your bedtime?
Whenever tv runs out of good shows.
*Do you sleep alone?
Pretty much, cuz my cat won't stay on my bed.
*Do you sleep naked?
Sometimes if its hot, but I'm scared my mom will, like, wake me up.
*Do you like to cuddle?
Not especially.
*Where is the strangest place you've had an orgasm?
My bath tub......alone.
*Where is your most sensitive place on your body?
My neck.
*What's the last thing you do every night before you go to sleep?
Put on some Kiehl's lip balm (this is not another plug for Kiehl's; its just the truth).
*What is your favorite thing to do at midnight?
Watch Howard Stern if I'm awake. Otherwise be asleep.
*What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done and who/what was it with?
I once hi-fived a complete stranger at a bar. Crazy shit, I know.......
*What is your favorite food?
Seafood. Lobster is the shiznit.
*What is the strangest food combination that you like?
Ummm......I'm so picky I don't really put anything together. Maybe soy sauce on white rice cuz I'm disrespecting the rice.
*What is your favorite thing to drink?
Water= non alcoholic, apple martini=alcoholic.
*What is your favorite dish that your Grandma/Grandpa makes/made?
Grandma makes the best scrambled eggs......weird, huh?.
*Are you gonna eat that?
Already did.
What-If's and Favorites
*If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be and why?
Naw.....I'll stay being me as much I bitch and complain about myself.
*If you could spend the day with anyone, but you couldn't tell another living soul afterwards, who would be and what would you do?
I want to go have chinese food with J.D. Salinger, then maybe get some coffee too.
*If you had to be shot, what body part would you like to be shot in?
Uhhh, I guess I don't really need my little toe.
*If you were a prostitute, what would your asking price be?
Would never do it.
*Who is your favorite Muppet?
Miss Piggy.......for obvious reasons. She reminds me of myself and <3<3<3 pigs.
*Who is your favorite character on Sesame Street?
Snuffluphagus aka Snuffy........he's the coolest guy ever.
*If you could kill one person (and get away with it), who would it be and why?
I wouldn't want that on my conscience, but *name deleted* (first sexual experince man-slut) definitely deserves to endure a bad STD.
*What is your favorite game?
Clue is kinda cool. (When are they bringing this game to Vegas??)
*What is your favorite type of weather?
Sunny southern Californian day.
*Where is your favorite place to go?
Out of the freakin continental United States.
*If I gave you a puppy, what would you name it?
I wouldn't want a puppy, but if it's as weird as my cat SCHIZO then I'm sure I'd give it some other un-pc name.
*What is your favorite breed of dog?
Tie between Weiner dog.......what are they called? Dachsunds, yeah, Dachsunds and Pugs cuz their face is all squished up
*Name five of your most prized possessions:
Uhh.......my faded jeans (what would I wear without them?), my lil' Schizo, my Kiehl's lip balm, Strokes CD, and Pepe-----for those of you who know what Pepe is and NO its not something sexual.
*If the world was going to blow up in 24 hours, what would you do?
Sexin' and eating at the International buffet at the Rio in Vegas.
*If you could go on cross-country roadtrip with 5 other people, who would they be and what would your destination be?
Hmmm........I'm not choosing favorites amongst friends, but whoever is down to go to New York, lets' go....
*Who is your favorite person/people to ride in a car with?
Emi for near death experiences (kidding.......).
*If your could have any super powers, what would they be?
I wanna hear peoples thoughts and have xray vision for obvious reasons.
*If you could be granted 3 wishes, what would they be?
1. Have every item of clothing I ever wanted.
2. Be some form of royalty.
3. Die a painless death.
*If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and how long would you stay?
Still wanting to go to Brazil during Carnival.........I'd leave when its over.....I think It lasts all of February.
*If you were stranded on a desert island, name 10 people you would bring and why, and 10 items you would pack?
I would bring a lot of funny people to entertain me + good music and a CD player.
*What is your favorite shape?
Star
*What is your dream job?
Editor of my own magazine that is freakishly just like JANE----read it if you haven't.
*If you could uninvent one thing what would it be and why?
Menstrual cramps.
Random for the sake of randomness.
*If you had to pick which disease would you want?
Tourette's syndrome.......but I'd only yell out funny stuff like "Ball sweat."
*What drug would you do and with who?
Coke with Andy Warhol back in the 70s.
*Name the ugliest person in hollywood.
Christina Aguilera
*Pick a number.
27
*What do I have in my right hand?
The mouse.
*Are you directly related to George Washington?
We all come from Africa.
*If you were given a case of dynamite how would you use it?
I'd keep it in the garage except for one stick, which I'd carry around like it's mace and threaten evildoers.
*What song most resembles your life right now?
Im a loser baby, so why dont you shoot me??
*Have you ever done anything you thought you deserved a medal for?
Not yet.
*Who is the first person you had a crush on?
Uncle Jesse from Full House.
*Have you ever hired an assassin?
No.
*Have you ever won anything?
Scholarships for college. Oh, and a membership to a gym one week after I paid to join a gym.
*Do you know the secret to life...itself?
Secrets are bad.
*Do you have any stuffed animals? If so, which is your favorite?
Nope.
*Is Carson Daly really a tool?
I liked Carson back when he was on KROQ on Sunday nights, but now he has to fake being into N Sync. Sellout times 10 but I still love him.
*Who was the best president in your opinion?
Hilary Clinton.
*What is the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
I stole a bathing suit at the mall and wore it under my work clothes for my entire shift........hey, I'm being honest.
*Do you have any pets? Give name, type, and age.
Just little Schizo, kitty, 6 months.
See, I said it was long. Now it's your turn.......
Love you VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
kaos1:
chicks that fart and burp kick ass.....you kick ass! lol
gwen1:
hello. it was lovely seeing you last night.