Somebody PLEASE ass rape me right now......no lube.
1. Sick
2. Fucking speeding ticket
3. Cat still missing
4. Another day, another disappointment.....
Can't work cuz I'm sick, however, this fucking ticket is gonna be like 350 bucks.
So my question of the day....
What is the most you've ever had to pay for one solitary fuck up? Monetarily or emotionally.....its all the same......
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1. Sick
2. Fucking speeding ticket
3. Cat still missing
4. Another day, another disappointment.....
Can't work cuz I'm sick, however, this fucking ticket is gonna be like 350 bucks.
So my question of the day....
What is the most you've ever had to pay for one solitary fuck up? Monetarily or emotionally.....its all the same......
Oh...
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Ooooooo......i am loving this new feature... "My Pics"....wondering if that will stay up once my set goes up. Good times either way....
So no work for the sick........which is me. What am I gonna do? The immediate answer in my mind....dick around on the computer. But I always end up going to the same sites.......this one, my email, and ebay. Oi........
Got to briefly meet...
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So no work for the sick........which is me. What am I gonna do? The immediate answer in my mind....dick around on the computer. But I always end up going to the same sites.......this one, my email, and ebay. Oi........
Got to briefly meet...
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onefoolishline:
awwwwwwwww kittie....
I LOVE YOUR PICTURES! you're gorgeous!
I LOVE YOUR PICTURES! you're gorgeous!
jurasic:
sorry about the cat...I want my children back....
Schizo, come back............don't leave me.... 
****I was sent home from work today for being sick. Boo. Must get strength back.......must meet Missy......****
And if you didn't see this nastiness then you're missing out.
****I was sent home from work today for being sick. Boo. Must get strength back.......must meet Missy......****
And if you didn't see this nastiness then you're missing out.
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superscott:
heaven must be missin some big ol' titties, cause girl you got some big ol' titties
annysia:
....after reading the "nastiness" story *permanent disgusted look on my face* That's the most disgusting shit I have ever read!!! yuck. yuck. yuck. damn, it's hard enough swallowing for a man you love...
okay, sorry about that
okay, sorry about that
My new favorite bands are The Roustabouts and Amityville Horror. Yeah.......
I am sick........shitty.
Last night......Hung out with the PoopyDave and watched SLC Punk. I think that is also my new favorite movie.
Tonight.....laziness will be me.
Tomorrow, I finally get to meet Missy....
Question of the day.......who would you like to meet....dead or alive......and what activity would you wanna do with them?
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I am sick........shitty.
Last night......Hung out with the PoopyDave and watched SLC Punk. I think that is also my new favorite movie.
Tonight.....laziness will be me.
Tomorrow, I finally get to meet Missy....
Question of the day.......who would you like to meet....dead or alive......and what activity would you wanna do with them?
I...
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ereetplus:
m.a.s.h.
i'm late for work like 3 days a week so i can watch an episode of mash in the morning, yesterday it was one with a koreon in a sputtering plane trying to drop a handgrenade on the mash everyday at 5 oclock, i just identified
i'm late for work like 3 days a week so i can watch an episode of mash in the morning, yesterday it was one with a koreon in a sputtering plane trying to drop a handgrenade on the mash everyday at 5 oclock, i just identified
webigailboop:
slc is the greatest movie ever. i need to get it on dvd. once i watched it all alone and ended up crying at the end for like half an hour. i felt like such a retard, but oh well, then end is sad. especially with all that snot coming out of mattew lilard.
i hope you find your kitty soon.
i hope you find your kitty soon.
Tomorrow is my dad's birthday.
How do you say I love you to someone who makes you feel like ass on a daily basis?
How do you say I love you to someone who makes you feel like ass on a daily basis?
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pirateking8:
Yes they both know It was a non-stop talk for a day...Thats a good question why don't you get him a picture of an ass....
-ELVIS-
-ELVIS-
bettie:
I like Aminas suggestion. Heh. I just don't tell my dad Happy Birthday. We have an understanding about things like that. I don't like him and he knows it. It's pretty nice.
I have decided that Sacramento is the camel toe of California......
Discuss.......
Discuss.......
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clara:
I'm going to assume that means I should avoid Sacramento. Thanks for the tip.
bogiebeau:
isnt your man from SAC??? whats that say about him huh? i think he is cool, so are you doggin him yo?!?!
Why........
i wonder.......
i wonder.......
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escapegoat:
because its the path.....its all an illusion..........and these things will pass.......everything is temporary
miss_magenta:
i enjoyed meeting you so much!
i enjoyed meeting you so much!
Long drives usually mean contemplation. For me, it just meant searching for radio stations that weren't ranchero music and christian rock. Blah......
So this I've been told is sooooooo girly, but this weekend commemorates the epitome of me fucking up and being an ass clown.
Yes ladies and gents, on Sunday, April 27th, will be six years from the day I LOST MY VIRGINITY. I...
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So this I've been told is sooooooo girly, but this weekend commemorates the epitome of me fucking up and being an ass clown.
Yes ladies and gents, on Sunday, April 27th, will be six years from the day I LOST MY VIRGINITY. I...
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cherryb0mb:
i'm sorry you had such a bad experience.
i was 16, he was older and hot, but i didn't know him that well. i never told anyone about it until months later, when i was in a serious relationship. it didn't hurt, he didn't last long, and in a way i guess it could have been attempted rape, but i don't wanna get into that.
i was 16, he was older and hot, but i didn't know him that well. i never told anyone about it until months later, when i was in a serious relationship. it didn't hurt, he didn't last long, and in a way i guess it could have been attempted rape, but i don't wanna get into that.
tanar:
Ass clown? That's funny.
I lost it at thirteen to a girl that was two years older and about 20 years more experienced than me. She was extremely aggressive and freak me out in the first few minutes because I wasn' expecting her to even touch me. It turned into a completely sexual relationship. Even to the present whenever I see her, she always tries to sneak us off even if there is the remotest possiblility we can in a quickie or more.
Sorry you lost it to a dipshit.
I lost it at thirteen to a girl that was two years older and about 20 years more experienced than me. She was extremely aggressive and freak me out in the first few minutes because I wasn' expecting her to even touch me. It turned into a completely sexual relationship. Even to the present whenever I see her, she always tries to sneak us off even if there is the remotest possiblility we can in a quickie or more.
Sorry you lost it to a dipshit.
Day One of getting my life in order.
I went to work.
I went to my therapists, whom I have decided to stop seeing on a regular basis. But I will go occasionally.....
Got off my lazy, fat, flat ass and went to the gym.
Got my measly refund from the IRS in the mail.
Cleaned my entire nightmare of a room almost completely.
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I went to work.
I went to my therapists, whom I have decided to stop seeing on a regular basis. But I will go occasionally.....
Got off my lazy, fat, flat ass and went to the gym.
Got my measly refund from the IRS in the mail.
Cleaned my entire nightmare of a room almost completely.
About...
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1_dying_wish:
well, i still haven't packed so i'm just gonna leave another useless comment on your journal
cheers!
cheers!
bettie:
I sew in my underwear at home and sing along with my Christina Aguilara CD. I can't help it.
What a girl wants! What a girls needs!!!
What a girl wants! What a girls needs!!!
i am eating macaroni.
what are you doing right this very sceond?
chiggity check this out........
http://www.actvsdei.com/~booshanky/macncheese.jpg
but I am NOT eating that macaroni......
what are you doing right this very sceond?
chiggity check this out........
http://www.actvsdei.com/~booshanky/macncheese.jpg
but I am NOT eating that macaroni......
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lesa:
One guess.
sexydevil:
I was just hanging out , but now Im gonna go make some Mac and Cheese. Tell Marc to use the wheels and cheese next time. They will make his dick look bigger.
hehe
hehe
For Melissa freaking out last night, see previous journal.
But since I am feeling much better now, I would like to say that I am a fan of the word douchebag. Yes, douchebag...........
So what word are you a fan of?
Hmmmmm.........think..............
But since I am feeling much better now, I would like to say that I am a fan of the word douchebag. Yes, douchebag...........
So what word are you a fan of?
Hmmmmm.........think..............
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mykra:
Bushwacked.
sethy:
I am a huge fan of the word Taco.
Hmm, Tacos are yummy.
I can see why douchebags are nifty seeing as how they clean, but tacos are yummy, souchebags arent.
err... I mean... um...
*runs away in shame*
Hmm, Tacos are yummy.
I can see why douchebags are nifty seeing as how they clean, but tacos are yummy, souchebags arent.
err... I mean... um...
*runs away in shame*
I don't know what to say anymore..........
Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts......the demons will go away. Or will they........
It's all in my head and its destroying me. Stop crying damn it, STOP.
I just want to be happy.
I am so scared and discouraged right now. And I thought I was making progress.........
but the tears keep coming........
Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts......the demons will go away. Or will they........
It's all in my head and its destroying me. Stop crying damn it, STOP.
I just want to be happy.
I am so scared and discouraged right now. And I thought I was making progress.........
but the tears keep coming........
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evel:
there's nothing like getting happy bday wishes from a pretty girl. thank you! *hugs*
demigauge:
*huggles* you'll be fine..don't worry monkey
cost me around 4 grand.
that pic feature rules, huh?