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melephant

Member Since 2002

Followers 5 Following 0

cook sew draw write nap play listen bathe
Tuesday is the best day.
The kids are here.
I love cartoons and grilled cheese.

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i want to be a member too.

Dec 3, 2002

12.17.02
3

Tuesday Dec 17, 2002
Well, I'm out. Again. Thank you for playing with me. Interested parti…
12.16.02
3

Monday Dec 16, 2002
Here's my question for you: Can you forgive someone who does not ask …
12.16.02
2

Monday Dec 16, 2002
Aw shit, no you didn't. Two days. Two more days and I'm out.
12.15.02
3

Sunday Dec 15, 2002
My father said, "Shut the fuck up. Don't tell me what to do. I'll dis…
12.14.02
2

Saturday Dec 14, 2002
Okay, so it's a great idea, in theory, to buck consumer holiday gift-…
12.13.02
2

Friday Dec 13, 2002
Here's a love poem, y'all: Wanna know what I think about? Wanna rea…
12.12.02
5

Friday Dec 13, 2002
I wrote this long thing a bit ago with the intention of making you cr…
12.10.02
2

Wednesday Dec 11, 2002
him: vening me: So I'm still awake, huh? him: it would appear so…
12.10.02
1

Tuesday Dec 10, 2002
My 8-year-old nephew is my biggest fan. He laughs at everything I say…
12.09.02
6

Tuesday Dec 10, 2002
Let's die tonight, kids. Let's get it over with now and move onto big…

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Tuesday Dec 03, 2002