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    Tuesday Dec 17, 2002

    Well, I'm out. Again. Thank you for playing with me. Interested parti…
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    Monday Dec 16, 2002

    Here's my question for you: Can you forgive someone who does not ask …
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    Monday Dec 16, 2002

    Aw shit, no you didn't. Two days. Two more days and I'm out.
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    Sunday Dec 15, 2002

    My father said, "Shut the fuck up. Don't tell me what to do. I'll dis…
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    Saturday Dec 14, 2002

    Okay, so it's a great idea, in theory, to buck consumer holiday gift-…
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    Friday Dec 13, 2002

    Here's a love poem, y'all: Wanna know what I think about? Wanna rea…
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    Friday Dec 13, 2002

    I wrote this long thing a bit ago with the intention of making you cr…
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    Wednesday Dec 11, 2002

    him: vening me: So I'm still awake, huh? him: it would appear so…
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    Tuesday Dec 10, 2002

    My 8-year-old nephew is my biggest fan. He laughs at everything I say…
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    Tuesday Dec 10, 2002

    Let's die tonight, kids. Let's get it over with now and move onto big…