Moving sucks, which is why I'm packing now. I'm seriously considering lighting my apartment on fire so I can avoid moving. If you know any arsonists who specialize in insurance fraud, please refer them to me.
Germany in t minus 4 days. Let me know what illegal goods you want from the land-o-plenty. I highly recommend Cuban cigars, alcohol, and blown-glass dildos.
Germany in t minus 4 days. Let me know what illegal goods you want from the land-o-plenty. I highly recommend Cuban cigars, alcohol, and blown-glass dildos.
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andersin:
Haben Sie lustig in Deutschland und bringen Sie etwas Absinth fr yoself zurck! Obwohl Deutsche das beste Zeug nicht machen. Sie machen wirklich fantastischen Schnaps und Bier! So geben Sie nach und genieen Sie! Wann hngen wir heraus?
jholtsnider:
Dude.