mego

I took this photo about a month ago. We live on a farm. I had to drive into town to run some errands, come around the corner and see this. I stopped to ask if he was ok, and if he needed to use a phone to call his boss. He said that he had already called, and he was ok...so I asked if I could take a picture of his misfortune. He looks way too happy, dontcha think? I hope he was legal. I hope he didnt get fired. I hope his boss never sees this photo.
I had to get up early for a doctors appointment. After I was done, I stopped at the cemetery and snapped this photo. It was still kinna foggy. Peaceful though. I was the only one there.
So I need dirty jokes, people. Tell me a dirty joke...the best one will be rewarded with a small (but interesting) prize.
Do it. Do it now.
And when I mean dirty I mean tasteless. Sexist, racist, blonde jokes...I dont care. Do it up people, make me proud.