In lieu of an actual journal entry, tonight I give you song lyrics. Club Med Sucks by Camper Van Beethoven. My apologies to any pretentious teenage punks who might be reading this:
I don't have to go to school for an entire week
I just want to go down to Newport Beach
Mom and Dad want to tell me where to go
They wanna go...
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I don't have to go to school for an entire week
I just want to go down to Newport Beach
Mom and Dad want to tell me where to go
They wanna go...
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My bout of depression has been slightly abated by a hot n' tasty McRib sandwich. I'm still in a funk, but at least now I'm full of fake rib meat.
I'm making an appointment with a new therapist next week. My current one seems to just like to throw pills at me, which is not working, and makes me think he's a crank anyway.
I'm making an appointment with a new therapist next week. My current one seems to just like to throw pills at me, which is not working, and makes me think he's a crank anyway.
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anonymouse:
Hee. It's Jack Osbourne!
Okay. I will attempt to explain the Joey Fatone thing. He's cute. He's a teddybear. I want to hug him. He wears "Boy Bands Suck" tee shirts. He should be my boyfriend. He's genuinely funny. He's hot. Um.
And he is not fat! I will kick people who call him "Fat One," like ha ha NOT!
Okay. I will attempt to explain the Joey Fatone thing. He's cute. He's a teddybear. I want to hug him. He wears "Boy Bands Suck" tee shirts. He should be my boyfriend. He's genuinely funny. He's hot. Um.
And he is not fat! I will kick people who call him "Fat One," like ha ha NOT!
verifythis:
It can be so hard to find a therapist who wants to work with you instead of on you. Hopefully one day, I will be one of the former. Good luck hon.
xo sarah
xo sarah
At this rate, I'll be thirty before I get my bachelor's. I'm going to have to drop two classes this semester, which will take me down to nine hours, which makes me part time, which means I have to take two summer classes just to keep my financial aid (which I was going to do anyway, but it would be nice to have the option...
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aoife:
there's an annoying quote that they put on the wall at my work: "We distiniguish the great man from the common man by saying the great man is one who makes many demands upon himself, and the common man is one who makes no demands upon himself." I forget who said it, but I think it's true..
I didn't know Schrader directed it. Now I must go get it.
I didn't know Schrader directed it. Now I must go get it.
ika13:
Seriously, its the time of the year man. I never ever miss class, but around this time every year I get less energetic, more soporific, and just generally just want to stay in bed all day. Its cold and dark out there, at least its warm and dark in here. But! In a couple more weeks spring comes, and I imagine the weather even improves in Texas then, and as such POWER WILL BE BESTOWED UPON YOU!
authentically good people dying sucks.
bye mr. rogers.
bye mr. rogers.
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kingbugs:
he had cool shoes
aoife:
I am very sad about Mr. Rogers.
I think I'm capable of casual sex...I'm certainly capable of casual almost-sex. But I feel better limiting myself to certain activities and not others....
so I should see Mishima? I am obsessed with the man, but never got around to the movie...
I think I'm capable of casual sex...I'm certainly capable of casual almost-sex. But I feel better limiting myself to certain activities and not others....
so I should see Mishima? I am obsessed with the man, but never got around to the movie...
Come here. No, go away. No, wait, come back. Leave. Stay.
I'm having one of those days.
I'm having one of those days.
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kingbugs:
pushmepullme (aaargh, rex harrison reference)
I think that you should make a point of instantly retracting everything that you say all day long.
On second thought, you'd better not.
I think that you should make a point of instantly retracting everything that you say all day long.
On second thought, you'd better not.
prudence:
have you heard about this?
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Current+Events/12101/
i haven't been this sad over a celebrity's death in a long time. i feel like i've lost a childhood friend
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Current+Events/12101/
i haven't been this sad over a celebrity's death in a long time. i feel like i've lost a childhood friend
If it weren't 30 degrees outside, I'd be sitting on the seawall and watching the twinkly lights on the oilrigs right now.
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mistersatan:
Don't forget his bad hip or whatever.
mistersatan:
Me either... it was something like that.
Skryche was the big winner in the quote game. If you haven't seen Soylent Green, you really have to, if only for that quote, which is in my top 5 hilarious movie quotes of all time. Actually, fuck that, it's #1. Cuz I can't think of anything that fills me with more silly glee than Chuck Heston's delivery of "Strawberry preserves. Goddamn."
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joscelyne:
A carp in my belt-purse! ahahahaha. and now I'm really in splits because braveliltoaster recited a line from zoolander. oh man oh man...thanks you guys, really...
anonymouse:
You need to share this story NOW.
Okay, name the following movie and actor that matches this quote:
"Strawberry preserves. Goddamn."
No cheating! Cheating entails looking at imdb or google or any other internet-based thing that might find you the answer. I'll know if you cheat, because I have arcane, eldritch energies coursing through my body at the moment. Also, you can't aim me the answer; the winner will be the first...
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"Strawberry preserves. Goddamn."
No cheating! Cheating entails looking at imdb or google or any other internet-based thing that might find you the answer. I'll know if you cheat, because I have arcane, eldritch energies coursing through my body at the moment. Also, you can't aim me the answer; the winner will be the first...
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skryche:
Ah! HAHAHAHAHA!
Soylent Green! Of course!
Edit: Spoken by... the NRA guy... what's his name? CHARLTON HESTON
Edit2: No idea what the name of the character is, so no bonus track. I would like a mix with the theme: "hunger"
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Soylent Green! Of course!
Edit: Spoken by... the NRA guy... what's his name? CHARLTON HESTON
Edit2: No idea what the name of the character is, so no bonus track. I would like a mix with the theme: "hunger"
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skryche:
* performs a victory dance *
In your face, relleno ether!
In your face, relleno ether!
This is my imitation of me in the car driving home tonight:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!!"
As you may have guessed, enigmagirl showed up for the first time since last Wednesday tonight. Here's a transcript of our conversation:
Her: *glance, no actual eye contact* "Hey."
Me: "Hey, what's up?" (or something similarly suave)
And then she magically vanished.
So apparently I did fuck up...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!!"
As you may have guessed, enigmagirl showed up for the first time since last Wednesday tonight. Here's a transcript of our conversation:
Her: *glance, no actual eye contact* "Hey."
Me: "Hey, what's up?" (or something similarly suave)
And then she magically vanished.
So apparently I did fuck up...
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prudence:
yes, you really should ask for her number.
daze1:
eye contact? you dont need that when she has her face buried in your taint... so why would you need it now?
This needs revision, yes, but it's the first thing I've written in a while that I'm somewhat happy with.
FOUND ELEMENTS SEQUENCE 02-17-03
Eight miles high
and when you touch down
you look for it again
spend waiting minutes in public places standing around
looking into the dark
for something dark
passing time by stringing words together
strung lines in a sequence.
Here. Look what...
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FOUND ELEMENTS SEQUENCE 02-17-03
Eight miles high
and when you touch down
you look for it again
spend waiting minutes in public places standing around
looking into the dark
for something dark
passing time by stringing words together
strung lines in a sequence.
Here. Look what...
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avanttard:
Yeah, I'm all sneaky-snake. I do that to throw off my millions of potential stalkers.
It's funny because usually people say how I look identical in every single picture.
If I hadn't just taken a bunch of cold medicine, I would've read all those words you wrote. Yeah.
It's funny because usually people say how I look identical in every single picture.
If I hadn't just taken a bunch of cold medicine, I would've read all those words you wrote. Yeah.
anonymouse:
I knew Jesus was a roadie for Spinal Tap.
Oh wait, it's time for crap-ascii art. \m/
Yeah.
Oh wait, it's time for crap-ascii art. \m/
Yeah.
"if you don't stop to smell the roses now / they might end up on you"
Word. Preach on, Brother Mould.
Word. Preach on, Brother Mould.
prudence:
yay!!! thanks so much!!
they also had the tracks for another cd i was having trouble finding the track list for- 'can't stop it: austrailian post-punk 1978-1983.'
there was another....a comp called 'ska all mighty,' where they had the song titles, but not the artists
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they also had the tracks for another cd i was having trouble finding the track list for- 'can't stop it: austrailian post-punk 1978-1983.'
there was another....a comp called 'ska all mighty,' where they had the song titles, but not the artists
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I'm back. Had to move stuff around for the painters, and just decided to leave my computer unplugged for a week. I got soooooooo much work done.
In other news, I had what I think was a date last night. Or whatever you call it when an 18 year old who you've been making eyes at all night asks you if you want to go...
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In other news, I had what I think was a date last night. Or whatever you call it when an 18 year old who you've been making eyes at all night asks you if you want to go...
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relethed:
i'm a bit disappointed by your story, and had a hard time empathizing.
i mean, c'mon--who's going to believe that you met a contradictory, sexually maddening she-demon? what? a girl who confuses and frustrates you. pfft.
if only you would have self-fellated with your jagged, broken teeth, the tale would have been fulfilling and genuine.
humpy motherfucking valentine's day
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i mean, c'mon--who's going to believe that you met a contradictory, sexually maddening she-demon? what? a girl who confuses and frustrates you. pfft.
if only you would have self-fellated with your jagged, broken teeth, the tale would have been fulfilling and genuine.
humpy motherfucking valentine's day
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mistersatan:
What you should have done is when she stuck her hand out, taken it gently, kissed it ever so softly, looked longingly into her eyes, and said, "Baby, I'm gonna sine yo' pitty on the runny kine..."
Works like a charm.
Works like a charm.
meempants cd's are made of PEOPLE!!!!
I took that as one of the greatest compliments I've ever received...