So I used this poem generator thing from Morgan on my last journal entry plus comments (http://cmdrtaco.net/poemgen.cgi), and I got this, which made me laugh out loud (and plus it's another one of those creepy "ghost in the machine" moments, where it seems for a millisecond that your computer knows you a little too well):
suicidegirls members > meempants select a fucking DEAD.
Vertigo, Unforgiven,...
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Vertigo, Unforgiven,...
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Today's random entry from the Academic American Encyclopedia (1984) is brought to you by Volume W-X-Y-Z:
"Weegee: Weegee, the name acquired by press photographer Arthur Fellig, b. Poland, June 12, 1899, d. Dec. 26, 1968, always managed to be first on the scene in his coverage of New York City events during 1940s and '50s. His associates claimed that he could predict the future like...
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"Weegee: Weegee, the name acquired by press photographer Arthur Fellig, b. Poland, June 12, 1899, d. Dec. 26, 1968, always managed to be first on the scene in his coverage of New York City events during 1940s and '50s. His associates claimed that he could predict the future like...
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skryche:
Obvious: He should've invented the squeegee.
dw:
weegee - nice obscure photography reference. but yes...super-shitty name.
oh my god! you've been working and playing games nonstop lately too? wow, we have so much in common! sorry, without the ultra-perky fake cheerleader voice for that last part it probably comes off as pretty insulting. anyway -
"or shoot me" DUDE IF I COULD SHOOT PEOPLE THROUGH THE INTERNET YOU WOULD BE TOTALLY FUCKING DEAD. happy?
and yes your journal needs a permanent chicken probably more than just one for this entry. you should crudely photoshop a chicken into your profile picture and put a big arrow to it, and make it so it's sitting on your head so you can write "CHICKEN HAT" in big crude letters next to the arrow so everyone will know what it is.
okay that's all except for you mentioned soylent green in your comments on my journ (i just call it a "journ" now because i'm too cool and also too much of a fucking mental case to finish most of my declarative nouns) which has my favorite heston quote ever in it...and no, it's not "blah blah blah is made of people" it's when he's first starting out on the case, following leads or whatever bullshit he did, and he goes to that apartment and like a butler or something asks him if he needs anything and without even a moment's hesitation he's like "GET ME SOME BOOZE" in that full on heston voice with the grimace and everything. instant urine in my pants from laughter, every time.
oh my god! you've been working and playing games nonstop lately too? wow, we have so much in common! sorry, without the ultra-perky fake cheerleader voice for that last part it probably comes off as pretty insulting. anyway -
"or shoot me" DUDE IF I COULD SHOOT PEOPLE THROUGH THE INTERNET YOU WOULD BE TOTALLY FUCKING DEAD. happy?
and yes your journal needs a permanent chicken probably more than just one for this entry. you should crudely photoshop a chicken into your profile picture and put a big arrow to it, and make it so it's sitting on your head so you can write "CHICKEN HAT" in big crude letters next to the arrow so everyone will know what it is.
okay that's all except for you mentioned soylent green in your comments on my journ (i just call it a "journ" now because i'm too cool and also too much of a fucking mental case to finish most of my declarative nouns) which has my favorite heston quote ever in it...and no, it's not "blah blah blah is made of people" it's when he's first starting out on the case, following leads or whatever bullshit he did, and he goes to that apartment and like a butler or something asks him if he needs anything and without even a moment's hesitation he's like "GET ME SOME BOOZE" in that full on heston voice with the grimace and everything. instant urine in my pants from laughter, every time.
I just broke up with her.
She asked me if I was still in love with my ex-fiancee. I said no. And it was the first time I meant it.
I think I just had my rebound relationship three years late.
So I feel better, for being honest and not leading her on, and at the same time I feel like a complete bastardassholeshitheadsonofabitch for...
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She asked me if I was still in love with my ex-fiancee. I said no. And it was the first time I meant it.
I think I just had my rebound relationship three years late.
So I feel better, for being honest and not leading her on, and at the same time I feel like a complete bastardassholeshitheadsonofabitch for...
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relethed:
helldamnfart.
you fucktongue, you.
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in seriousness: here--> my concern and support
for you
it hurts so much--to hurt. i wish we could avoid it; that causing others pain was not inevitable.
i admire that you choose to admit this pain, rather than ignore it.
you fucktongue, you.
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in seriousness: here--> my concern and support
for you
it hurts so much--to hurt. i wish we could avoid it; that causing others pain was not inevitable.
i admire that you choose to admit this pain, rather than ignore it.
dw:
my sympathies, man - i feel for you. we've all been there, but none of us have been EXACTLY there (meaning the precise place where you are now) which i've always thought was the really frustrating part...that other people can only identify to a certain point. but hey in the way of a distraction you might be excited (or horrified, like i am) to learn that none other than SEAN FUCKING CONNERY HIMSELF is playing the lead role. that's right...Mr. "You're The Man Now Dog" in the flesh. I'm horrified, but simaultaneously (I'm sure i spelled that wrong) thrilled.
My verdict on the Matrix Reloaded ensues. First, the bad stuff:
1. The easiest criticism to make: waaaaayyyy too many new characters. It's hard to care about someone when you've only seen them for a total of maybe five minutes. There's absolutely no reason whatsoever for Jada Pinkett's character to be in the movie (at least the way it's edited; I'm sure there's more on...
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1. The easiest criticism to make: waaaaayyyy too many new characters. It's hard to care about someone when you've only seen them for a total of maybe five minutes. There's absolutely no reason whatsoever for Jada Pinkett's character to be in the movie (at least the way it's edited; I'm sure there's more on...
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dw:
"I'm positive that the movie will be much better the second time I see it, and better than that the third, and so forth. It just has that feel about it." - interesting way to look at it - sort of the opposite of how i've been feeling about the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie, where i get progressively more and more scared of it every time i see a preview or a commercial. i have a bad feeling that will intensify upon repeated exposure as well. someone should kill alan moore just so he has a grave to roll over in when that movie comes out. you definitely piqued my interest in seeing the new matrix btw much appreciated.
juliana:
meempants! that's the longest journal entry i've yet seen.
and awesome profile pic. get back to you later, dawg.
and awesome profile pic. get back to you later, dawg.
Ain't nobody that can sing like me, way over yonder in the minor key....
Going to see the matrix in a couple of hours, yay!
The new White Stripes album is reeeeeeeeally good. If Led Zeppelin actually sounded like this, I'd like them.
I can't stop fiddling with my webcam. Does that make me a narcissist?
Going to see the matrix in a couple of hours, yay!
The new White Stripes album is reeeeeeeeally good. If Led Zeppelin actually sounded like this, I'd like them.
I can't stop fiddling with my webcam. Does that make me a narcissist?
meemcam! is live.
now I have to remember to keep my mouth closed when I'm sitting here, or everyone will think I'm a slackjawed yokel.
now I have to remember to keep my mouth closed when I'm sitting here, or everyone will think I'm a slackjawed yokel.
Spurs win! Spurs win! Spurs win!
Woot! The Lakers are dead and all their arrogant fans are cryin' in their soup!
Woot woot!
Suck it, LA! Bwahahahaha!
Woot! The Lakers are dead and all their arrogant fans are cryin' in their soup!
Woot woot!
Suck it, LA! Bwahahahaha!
aoife:
hehehehhehehhe.
I definitely share your glee.
Man I hate the Lakers.
I definitely share your glee.
Man I hate the Lakers.
So here we are. The gates of Babylon. At long last. Twenty years was all it took. A long drive nonetheless.
Sand. And other things. But the sand is what you notice. And sound. Wind. Music out of the black all around. Generators humming.
This will sound familiar, eventually, once I get started. But don't worry about that. You've heard it before, why shouldn't I...
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Sand. And other things. But the sand is what you notice. And sound. Wind. Music out of the black all around. Generators humming.
This will sound familiar, eventually, once I get started. But don't worry about that. You've heard it before, why shouldn't I...
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relethed:
word.
i like the scene my mind is put in by this.
you stupid fuck-tongue!
i like the scene my mind is put in by this.
you stupid fuck-tongue!
In the immortal words of Popeye, "I yam what I yam."
Back to meempants.
Back to meempants.
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noirin:
just saw your entry on Paul MuadDib's journal, bout Notes from Underground, just wondered what you thought of it? because that is one of my ALL TIME favourite novels but i've never really been able to entice any of my friends to read it...thoughts?
prudence:
thanks, dear
New alias in honor of my freshly shorn head.
And no, it doesn't have anything to do with a certain famous acting family.
Now all I can think of is Charlie Sheen's pants. Ew.
And no, it doesn't have anything to do with a certain famous acting family.
Now all I can think of is Charlie Sheen's pants. Ew.
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oipthestampede:
thems some shiny pants
Well, I've still got the meds. I'll have the girl for a little while longer, but it's almost time to move on. The initial chemistry was caffeine and alcohol and loneliness-fueled, and now it's mostly gone.
I'm back for real this time. I'll be around to your journals as time permits.
Here's the first part of something I hope will turn into a novel (of...
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I'm back for real this time. I'll be around to your journals as time permits.
Here's the first part of something I hope will turn into a novel (of...
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relethed:
welcome back, again 
your thoughts...are just the sort of things i think. i am very much on the same page--the inescapable internality, the approximating/shunting activity of language, the existent but indiscernible objective truth.
thanks for coming back
your thoughts...are just the sort of things i think. i am very much on the same page--the inescapable internality, the approximating/shunting activity of language, the existent but indiscernible objective truth.
thanks for coming back
prudence:
s'okay. why the meanpants, tho'?
I'm back. There's new meds.
And a girl.
More later.
And oh yeah.....I'm sorry. I love you all.
And a girl.
More later.
And oh yeah.....I'm sorry. I love you all.
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joscelyne:
helloooooo, update! psh
oipthestampede:
i'm going to start calling you meanpants if you dont update once in awhile.
permanent chicken hat
it's soo beautiful...