meemee

Dear hot girl at work,

why do you taunt me so??

I've caught you looking,

I've seen you cast your eyes, why do you do this to me??
I know you're married, I know you're not to be flirted with but what can I do??

I see you in those skirts and I want to do unmentionable things to you on your desk.

Please start dressing like an old,
retired librarian so I can get these thoughts out of my head.

Sincerely yours,
MeeMee

p.s. - your husband is a wanker