me

Excuse me - sir, whose microphone is this?
"I think it's that guy over there"
This guy over here?
Excuse me, is this your microphone?
"Yeah"
I mean, I've seen a lot of MC's on this microphone
but this is your microphone, right?
"Yeah, yeah, it's mine"
I mean, what i really wanted to know is,
is this really, I mean really, really your microphone?

This microphone is mine
whenever I hold it, I transcend time
this microphone allows me to shine
bright, with the light
this microphone is my weapon
this microphone is my confidant
this microphone is my magical wand
to make all y'all, all y'all
I mean all y'all respond
this microphone takes me one step beyond
this microphone helped to save my soul
this microphone helped to pave this road
they say "what do you do?"
I say "what do you mean?"
they say "what's your profession"
I say "microphone fiend"
this microphone is the one and only thing
that lets me live, lets me open up and give
this microphone helps me not be broke
this microphone helped to feed my folks
this microphone always keeps me awoke
I tell the truth and I don't tell jokes
now check it
I tell the truth and I don't tell jokes
now check it out
this microphone, when it's in my hand
with or without a band, or a mic stand
I command, even if it's static-y and distorted
I still gotta automatically record it
this microphone, connected to the power supply
my thoughts blossom, like flowers in the sky
this microphone...