mcroger

Tonight TurboDevil, Carol, Declan and I went to see the Bloodhound Gang
and you know how much I have been looking forward to it?
and Temple Bar Music Centre is the best for wheelchair gigs
and their two support acts were amazing
Magic Skool Bus...... HOTNESS.....
and The RiverClub....
alternatively...
and I was in the front row
and Richard was behind me being crushed to death
and Carol and I asked the bouncers to sort it out and sort it they didn't... No, no JIMMY took care of that...
The roadie told Jimmy to tell everyone to move back and Jimmy said "There is a guy in a wheelchair getting pushed around as has happens when you are in a wheelchair" and we all laughed and then he started going on about how without people in wheelchairs there would be no world cup and then he told security to BRING RICHARD ON THE STAGE FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
I SHIT YOU NOT...
I also got on the stage and I would go on about how hilarious it was getting there but Jimmy threw my phone across the stage because he thought I might be recording the show or something
and D.J Q-Ball has always been my favourite member right, so I was never giving out to him for wreaking me hair and HE ASKED ME TO DANCE AND WE WERE GRINDING!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww, I love him so much... he is lovely actually. I thought he might be a bit of an asshole but he is really nice...

Anyway, I am wreaked but basically I met the Bloodhound Gang
and half of their road crew came onto me
and I told Jimmy I was easy and he looked horrifed and then I said I actually wasn't
and I shocked Evil Jared... (there were these two guys waiting to meet him and one of them said to the other "don't cum in you pants now" and I said "there is nothing better then cumming in your knickers" and everyone laughed and Evil Jared pointed right at me, I was less then a foot away and was like "that is so gross!!!!!" and I was like "WHAT!!?? you pissed on a man in public??!!" and he said "Its not PUBLIC, its a confined space" and I said "there was more than ONE person in the room at the time, that constitutes public" and he just looked at me, sorry and at a loss
and Richard and I will be on the next dvd
and I danced with D.J Q-Ball and I love him so much and I am over the fucking moon!!!!!!!!

So, my party is all over and I am not that hungover but that might be because I'm still a bit drunk... It really has been the best birthday of my life. It just fucking has and everyone came that I invited and my party was such fun and I and all my guests look fantastic... I was impressed.
*I got loads of presents, even though I told everyone not to buy me anything and Carol gave me a birthday kiss, lovely!! jealous?? you should be... and the most horrific gold dangly earrings that I just CANNOT WAIT to wear and a huge Bagpuss teddy...
*All my friends are on a mission to make me not go to London...
*Brian is still an asshole who just can't say no...
*I will miss my friends so much...
*John explained the difference between self-esteem and confidence. I didn't even realise there was a difference and he has never been more on the ball. He thinks moving to London is a smashing idea... He is taking me ROCK CLIMBING next weekend. I'm already terrified...
*I didn't complete my mission because Mark left really early but its for the best. I REALLY don't want him and Allan to be comparing notes like Brian and Dave and I'm all grown up so have to stop whoring myself about like that...
*My feet are killing me. John and I walked all the way from Grafton Street to Rathmines and I had no shoes on and I didn't complain once... I am so brilliant... I'm not surprised Brian can't say no...
*I love Cafe en-Seine and its expense. Its so beautiful and all who dwell within those turquoise walls are just as beautiful... I'll miss it so...