"I warned you and you didn't believe me.
I warned you and you didn't believe me,
I warned you and you didn't believe me...
and now you're CAUGHT"
The lead singer of the Gossip - Beth looks really like this girl I know, uncannily like her...
I also gotzzz me some NOFX... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I dyed my fringe purple and green again after two months of it just being black and not purple and green and I was lookin' HOT today... FUCK YEA!!!!! all the boys wanted a piece of my action...
My mum keeps giving out to me because I am continuously carrying on like this - "I love me, who do you love? its me, isn't it? No need to confirm it I already know the answer" but I just look hot today... I can't help it.
and still I don't feel any better about things at all which is funny really because nothing terrible has happened to make me feel like this. Like, I have had a really, really good summer, its been tons and tons of fun... but still...
I've started walking very slowly across the road into oncoming traffic, strolling through dangerous streets (in the ghetto) in barely anything outfits by myself on Saturday nights, running with scissors and other such hazardous activities that might render me incapacitated. Its not that I want to die or anything, Nonono, I love myself too much to just take myself out like that its just I'd like something small at least to happen so I can be distracted for a little while.
Hmmm, this is a really crap journal entry. I wish I had a picture of something exciting to entertain all of you... but I'm sad (in every way) so fuck you...
Oh its ooooooonnnnn... God I would LOVE to get served and have to have a dance off. Wouldn't that be amazing...?? maybe at my birthday I'll get served... Oh Jesus, Allah, Budda, I hope so...
In my 80's medley I am singing "Dancing with tears in my Eyes" by Ultravox. I really hope you all know who they are. I fail to see how anyone who is British would not know. It's almost INSULTING if you don't. 'Electric Dreams' by Phil Oakey aaaaaaaand fuckfuckfuck... I forget the other guys name. M something. Prizes for those who can tell me his name... And of course my favourite Spandau Ballet song 'GOLD'... because I am GOLD!!!!!!! the solid kind you will all agree.
I also take requests.
and Kenneth said he would give me an award at my party...
WOW, an AWARD...
all for me!!!!!
All because of my services to various things that are not relevant to anyone at all. Not even me or my family...
I am truely deserving...
I just wanted to clarify that...
Okay... well on that tidy note I shall dash off... Carol lent me Withnail and I because I have never seen it before and I am sick off missing out on hilarious comments made in reference to it... so prehaps I will watch that after I have brushed my teeth with my ELECTRIC toothbrush. When I was 17, THAT was my main christmas present from my parents. An electric toothbrush...
How many days to the Bloodhound Gang??
I know you are all dying to know...
It is infacto...
24 whole days...
I can't wait for August to be over...
later My Bitches...
Love...
Shazam...
For those of you NOT in the know...
Warren was always my favourite.
Elizabeth requested I sing 'Broken Wings' by Mr. Mister and I could only say yes.. I'll be driven into Cafe en-seine (the location of my party!!) on the bonnet of a car for that one...
I got my charm bracelet... WOOOOOOOOOO... It's very tiny though, tinyer (its a word that is spelt correctly) then I thought.
My left hand is really fucking sore. I do not know what the fuck is going on but I just wish it would not be sore anymore. Thank god it is not my right hand, that is all I can say on the matter...
There is something dire the matter with my neck piercing... TRUELY DIRE... I was told only a month ago it was a shade of purple but it didn't hurt at all but now there is some kind of growth on it and its red instead of purple and it hurts just a little bit...
