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Later...
Love...
Suzette...

Rob is coming home, all the way back from London were London was not nice to him... how could it not be nice to Rob, Rob of all people. Everyone loves Rob, I love him the most though... well possibly not.

So yea, this is just an edit bit, I suppose I should put that at the begininng to indicate it is merely editing and not composed at the same time as my crying bit, that was done at maybe 9:30 last night... anyway EDIT:...

Sososo, I suppose I should tell you all about my week, you'd like that wouldn't you??
I feel abit sick, huh?
So Sickophant came to visit me this week and it really was such fun and I was a little concerned he might be ait of a you know sleazy rapist type but how wrong was I??!! he wasn't into raping grown ups at all!!!! so I was safe...
Anyway, he made me go here... FUCKING the biggest anti-climax you will ever reach... and here... Guinness... and almost here... ARRR......
can you imagine me on this thing?? . It goes into the water dontcha know... but I cannot go on that, I am from Dublin thats only for the mentally retarded, rapists and children... not a chance, not a fucking chance...
Anyway, it was really was fantastic that Sickophant came to visit me right before my big holiday to Italy... He is solid gold that one, I tell ya...

Aaaaaaahaha!! So I've stopped all that crying nonsense, this all sounds really bad for you Sickophant as though you beat me around the whole time and made me cry but thats not what happened at all, obviously. He wasn't the reason I was upset, I realise it really looks that way, I just miss Mia is all and its been a long time and now its too long and I shouldn't have gone to Eamonn Dorans or the Mongolian Barbecue but how was I to know... My mother thought I had been raped and I laughed and laughed because had I not been wearing jeans I would have been...

Roger is off on his holiday today and he never gets sad or anything and I'm always crying like a fucking baby at the thoughts of it, you think I'd be used to it by now but it never gets any easier!!!!! oh...

Anyway, oh yea I was sick on Friday all over the floor in Pravda, Pravda means Truth in Russian. Sick everywhere, bile sickness, lovely... I may or may not have gotten sick on others but I DID NOT get sick on myself... it was projectile so it was... HOT!! I am sure you will all agree, I was lookin' hot...

OHMI I've just had a breakthough... aw, another devestating blow... fuck.

Okay I have to pack. I may or may not make myself anonymous while I am away, I may not when it comes down to it... will I won't I? we'll all just have to wait and see...

Later...
Love...
Suzanne...

My Roger is gone on holiday, this is always the worst part. I didn't get to hang out with him at all this week and I'm sad ... I miss him and his whiney little bark. Its very gay. Can you imagine what I'd be like if he died?? doesn't even bear thinking about...

I keep just adding and adding and adding to this like I am going out of fashion... I feel abit like I am but I am not, I just happen to be very bored and unable to sleep and jesus I am breaking out in a cold sweat, what the hell is up with that???!!!
I just watched Garden State and I like Zack Braff but I would run a mile if he tried to kiss me. He kisses funny, he's all big lips and that swallowing style I really can't abide but otherwise it is quite a good film except I have to keep talking and looking away at that bit where they are in Natalie Portman's room and she tells him to do something that noone else has ever done on that spot and he'll go down in history... Yes he fucking will. It hurts to look at that bit so I always look away and the bit where they are screaming in the... what was it they called it? Oh yea The Infinate Abyss... lame, its just so lame and there are other things I dislike about that film I won't go into now because it is all too long-winded...
Anywayanywayanyway... will someone write me a testimonial... ta very much...
My new favourite t.v show is Top Gear. James is my favourite, I bet you all thought it would be Richard but you would all be wrong. James is funnier and taller and always right, so there.
Anyway, I still haven't finished packing I really can't be bothered. I wonder what my parents would say if I told them I just wasn't going? would they be ticked off? I'd say so yes but they really ought to think of how quiet it would be without me because I really am rather bitchy on holiday... I don't know why, just don't ever go away with me, it'll save our relationship.

On the one to ten scale, one being NEVER and ten being DO IT. Only whole numbers, there is no place for fractions on the one to ten scale and you can choose only ONE number from the scale, should I text Mia??? would you if you were me, not knowing the circumstances, is it a wise move? I really don't know if it is...
I'm so sorry for you all that I couldn't leave my journal alone and now you all have to read it because its like Big Brother and you can't stop because you might actually miss something really exciting even though you and I both know you will not but just keep reading to the end just incase...

Laters beeeeeeeeeeeeeeches...



Yea, I think I'll just leave that down there to... hang and get a tan...
OHMIGOD THE BRONX are my friends on MySpace... how deadly am I... deadly like a poison!!!!!

S'up goys... so my family and I are staying at the Bewleys airport hotel because our flight is at 5:30 in the motherfucking AM and not because I am really posh like some might think. I have decided to update only this journal entry for the whole of my holiday... I don't have a reason it just might be a change of pace to do it that way...
Its really cold in the business centre of the hotel which is really just two computers and a photocopier (Later I am going to get really fucking wasted and photocopy my BOOBS!!!! hilarious I am sure you will agree) I have quite a fine rack so I just might do it and I think it will be free!! well for me anyway but not my parents...
I have decided Elizabeth and I will be in London for my birthday which if you look in the top left hand corner (Sickophant you shouldn't need to do this, you should remember...) you will see my birthday is September 3rd. We are soooooo gettin' down on a hot one in London!!!! how exciting for me and then maybe I will go somewhere where there is countryside and sea and people I don't know yet such as Cornwall... maybemaybemaybe...
Yea, so I could stay at this all the live long day but I won't because I bet its already really boring... I'm sorry I won't do it for my whole holiday...
Okay later dudes... Oh I'll miss South Park...
Love...
Suzanne...