a few updates to this whole Personal Ad Day thing:
I am: jaded but not so much I won't give it a shot. I'm loyal to a fault, but lack any patience whatsoever. I'm a vegan, and smoke cigs. I'm a happy drunk--some would say obnoxiously so ("I fuckin' love you, man.")--but rarely consume more than a few beers a week. Yes, I still have Star Wars shit from my childhood. Yes, I believe skateboards and skateboard posters/banners are High Art and deserve to be displayed on any vacant wall. (Frames? Thumbtacks are so fuckin' DIY!). I could go on and on about honesty and integrity, but those should be a given, right?
I am into: skateboarding, music, tattoos, scooters, motorcycles, classic cars, soccer, and cooking. Yes, cooking...fuck off. You be into your things.
I am looking for: a tough, feminist, punk rock, smaller (than me), drink-me-under-the-table, opinionated girlie-girl. Curvy? Jump to the front of the line, please. Hopefully, she's somewhere near my age and not allergic to my big, smelly dog or my birds.
Now do you see why I'm single?
or...
I am: a rockstar
Into: all that being a rockstar entails ('cept for the drugs)
You are: my groupie
I am: jaded but not so much I won't give it a shot. I'm loyal to a fault, but lack any patience whatsoever. I'm a vegan, and smoke cigs. I'm a happy drunk--some would say obnoxiously so ("I fuckin' love you, man.")--but rarely consume more than a few beers a week. Yes, I still have Star Wars shit from my childhood. Yes, I believe skateboards and skateboard posters/banners are High Art and deserve to be displayed on any vacant wall. (Frames? Thumbtacks are so fuckin' DIY!). I could go on and on about honesty and integrity, but those should be a given, right?
I am into: skateboarding, music, tattoos, scooters, motorcycles, classic cars, soccer, and cooking. Yes, cooking...fuck off. You be into your things.
I am looking for: a tough, feminist, punk rock, smaller (than me), drink-me-under-the-table, opinionated girlie-girl. Curvy? Jump to the front of the line, please. Hopefully, she's somewhere near my age and not allergic to my big, smelly dog or my birds.
Now do you see why I'm single?
or...
I am: a rockstar
Into: all that being a rockstar entails ('cept for the drugs)
You are: my groupie
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and, we are both (dk & sb) slightly under 6', so lucky you!!!
I keep trying, but that shit never works.