I HAXXXOR J00!!!!
Your idiotic human ideals are laughable!
-God a.k.a. Bender
-God a.k.a. Bender
Who do I have to sleep with to get a decent orgasm around here?
trills:
Your hand? Expect little and you'll be pleasently surprised I find.
I get to go to Strong Beach (Long Beach) for a week....should be interesting...
annalee:
the beach, thanks for the plus 5!
Just watched Batman Begins....
Definitely would go gay for Christian Bale.
Even if My life DIDN'T Depend on it.
Definitely would go gay for Christian Bale.
Even if My life DIDN'T Depend on it.
mcbane13:
Odd, I don't remember updating....
I cast a pox on my car...cuz the asshole had the nerve to die on me in another state....
A POX I SAYS!
A POX I SAYS!
moya:
Oh gosh! That had to be terrible! My car dies twenty miles out of town, I suppose that's fortunate compared to another state. though.
Want to know a secret that's not really a secret? There have been pictures of me in a bra since January 22nd. JACKPOT! Not really, but hey, it's more of a single good thing, right?
And uh, the orgy thing is here but let me tell you now, the chick does NOT look like Leeloo at all and the men..well, there are four. You sure you want to see four cocks?
though.
Want to know a secret that's not really a secret? There have been pictures of me in a bra since January 22nd.
JACKPOT! Not really, but hey, it's more of a single good thing, right?
And uh, the orgy thing is here but let me tell you now, the chick does NOT look like Leeloo at all and the men..well, there are four. You sure you want to see four cocks?
capt_sparrow:
beer and sg thats my secret i was goin to go golfing but im having second thoughts
i was goin to go golfing but im having second thoughts 
gogo:
ahahah no i don't need to steal my sould to satan
Cromulent.
Cromulent.