I HAXXXOR J00!!!!
Your idiotic human ideals are laughable!
-God a.k.a. Bender
-God a.k.a. Bender
Who do I have to sleep with to get a decent orgasm around here?
trills:
Your hand? Expect little and you'll be pleasently surprised I find.
I get to go to Strong Beach (Long Beach) for a week....should be interesting...
annalee:
the beach, thanks for the plus 5!
Just watched Batman Begins....
Definitely would go gay for Christian Bale.
Even if My life DIDN'T Depend on it.
Definitely would go gay for Christian Bale.
Even if My life DIDN'T Depend on it.
mcbane13:
Odd, I don't remember updating....
I cast a pox on my car...cuz the asshole had the nerve to die on me in another state....
A POX I SAYS!
A POX I SAYS!
moya:
Oh gosh! That had to be terrible! My car dies twenty miles out of town, I suppose that's fortunate compared to another state. though.
Want to know a secret that's not really a secret? There have been pictures of me in a bra since January 22nd. JACKPOT! Not really, but hey, it's more of a single good thing, right?
And uh, the orgy thing is here but let me tell you now, the chick does NOT look like Leeloo at all and the men..well, there are four. You sure you want to see four cocks?
though.
Want to know a secret that's not really a secret? There have been pictures of me in a bra since January 22nd.
JACKPOT! Not really, but hey, it's more of a single good thing, right?
And uh, the orgy thing is here but let me tell you now, the chick does NOT look like Leeloo at all and the men..well, there are four. You sure you want to see four cocks?
capt_sparrow:
beer and sg thats my secret i was goin to go golfing but im having second thoughts
i was goin to go golfing but im having second thoughts 
gogo:
ahahah no i don't need to steal my sould to satan
Cromulent.
Cromulent.
"...the perils of rock n' roll decadence...."
"...once you've made that money, it costs more now..."
"...once you've made that money, it costs more now..."
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capt_sparrow:
suicide machines
moya:
Haha..Thanks.. I should probably get to adding newer, more recent pictures.. New hair and all.. 
Atleast I look normal in them, though!
I should probably get to adding newer, more recent pictures.. New hair and all.. Atleast I look normal in them, though!BLAM!
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moya:
I feel sad about it because my boss made me feel like the most stupid, rudest idiot when he asked me about my saying I needed one. The fact I got it a few days later just made the guilt and feeling of idiocy sink in further, and I felt that due to my being stupid and overlooking a few matters, I did not deserve it anymore. And now, I feel that more is expected of me than what I already do.
You've been reading my journal since january?! You sure waited a long time to say aomething.. Or did you just go back and find an entry with the word 'laser' in it?
You've been reading my journal since january?! You sure waited a long time to say aomething..
Or did you just go back and find an entry with the word 'laser' in it?
moya:
Oooh! Well, then.. I see your comment. I forgot people change their names on here..
I see your comment. I forgot people change their names on here..