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nullMy Wife the Hooker
Dedicated to all those men who found they have been
abandoned for a ball of yarn.

My wife , she is a hooker
Of this she's mighty proud
And the stories of her exploits
Are legends in our town.

She's shameless with her talents
She'll go hooking anywhere
And if people want to watch her
She really doesn't care.

It seems to be a family thing
Her mother taught her how
Seems her grandma was a hooker
An my daughter's hooking now.

She goes to hookers meetings
To learn the new techniques
She starts hooking in a frenzy
And won't talk to me for weeks.

She doesn't do the house work
She doesn't make the beds
No! She doesn't have the time for that
She'd rather hook instead.

My wife she is a hooker
And I curse that awful day
When she first picked up the hook and yarn
And learned how to crochet.

Leanne Laverty, June 25, 2001


A quick listing of the beautiful things I want to hook.

Baroque Ladies Jacket
Essential Hats Collection
Cheeky the Octopus