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Miss Mayo says:
Ah, David
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I can always count on the fact that when it's ten after two in the morning
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for some reason
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your msn will be on
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why?
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I have no idea,
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nor do I care,
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because you see, your little icon presents me the opportunity to prattle on
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to the glowing unresponsive screen
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this time-delayed message from the past

Miss Mayo says:
JINKIES!
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I am writing to you from the PAST
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geez Scooby do you know what that means?
I could be a GHOST OF THE PAST
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if I DIED, and you got this after I was DEAD
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it would be from a GHOST
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wonder how many times that's happened eh
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wherever you are Dave, I hope its somewhere you have a mild to great desire to be
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to cont...

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so its twenty after two now
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I wonder, Dave
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do you leave your msn on so you can come back and find
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CRAZY messages from INSANE people
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because something tells me
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you get CRAZY messages
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from INSANE people
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I hope I'm one of them

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sometimes I scare even myself with my powers
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that's why I smell
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fact
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superpowers
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make you smell bad
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it's a fact

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before I go
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I want to make it
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worth your while
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because
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you know, I'm just, I'm just a thoughtful
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nice girl like that
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you know, with the children at school
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aww
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<fuzzy bunny, pink cloud, rainbows>
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so I will share with you
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some practical medical, holistic, fun and historical info. with you
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(oh my gosh, isn't the excitement overwhelming?)

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If you ever have a wart
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*vinegar is popular
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*garlic is a 3 week worker, you smell of it the whole time
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(good. if you love garlic)
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*baking soda and castor oil your gramma will agree
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over time will also reduce
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of another one, the possibili-teeeeeee
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a Nurse it seems did send a cure
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a potato remedy
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rub a small potato skin
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twice a day, it never fails....
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But if none of this it
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seems right to you
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will cure your hardened ails
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and none of this seems sane
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please allow myself to introduce
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a whole new ball to game
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Wish them away
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What you think and what you say
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every day
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and soon enough
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you'll find your stuff
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your warts dissolve away
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Another tip
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to do the trick
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is equal all the way
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take soap thats brown,
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spit
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and (I know how this will sound)
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plaster too
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and go to town
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you glue it down and warts and roots
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are nowhere found
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if blood's the ticket
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and you wish it
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bleed the little beast
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then once it's bled
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on corn they said
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to old black hen
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should it be fed

Miss Mayo says:
I hope you don't get warts.

*Remedies courtesy Google Search "How to cure a wart"