maynardsdick

im sorry everyone.... i have been very absent lately. i still love you. with the boyfriends birthday and christmas and less than two weeks until my big move things have been piling up.

i can't wait for serenity. it is much needed.

i have recently experienced some overwelming generosity. in one night one person gave me a beautiful purple pimp coat and another gave me...
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ya know this is just one of those times where changing my journal entry is long overdue and im still at a loss for words.

Look at the monkey---> look at the silly monkey--->

THIS is pretty cool.

clearly im drop dead bored. have fun.

EDIT: Polly made a new group for all the retail whores out there. If you are a retail slave join for the good of the revolution!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!

well my furnature and the majority of my possesions are officially on their way to oregon. i am now sleeping on blankets. its actually kinda cool. like a vacation from all the material goods that make me so bland. just kidding. id like to think that even being sheltered by my belongings isn't enough to take away from my character, but ill leave that one...
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thank you everyone for wishing me a happy birthday. i had an ass-kicking good time... and i found god...... on the beach.... no wait, it was a five dollar bill. damn, i always get those two mixed up. eh, close enough.

it is pretty cool when you find money on the floor on your birthday. i must have friends in high places. .... well i'd...
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People really don't know how to drive around here. What a pain in the ass it is. I have taken to driving with my thumb on the horn just to prevent dumbasses who don't check their blind spot from merging right into me. Honestly, how hard is it to use a turn signal and take a quick glance over your shoulder before changing lanes. And...
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It's Polly's birthday everyone. Wish her a big fat happy fun time birthday-arific day!

I've known her for 7 years and man do i love that girl.

I dedicate this entry to you sweetums.

i feel that it's time for a new entry. although i really don't have much to say. im stressed and overworked. in desperate need of a vacation from the day to day crap of mundane life.

body piercing is a lot less of a glamorous job when you have to clean houses and perform general manual labor in order to up your income.


it is...
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i now have about 11 days left of packing time before the scheduled uhaul.

*freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out *

im a little stressed also about having enough money saved to make...
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ok here's what i think:

i think andie macdowell very well may be the worst actress of all time. i don't think ive ever seen her give a good, convincing performance. it's always hokey and quite often annoying. now, this is not to say that all her movies are terrible, some of them are great. but she is always carried by the script, the direction,...
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well i made it through yesterday's session, and my rib piece is complete.

i dig it, dave my tattoo artist digs it, everyone else so far seems to dig it too. i couldn't be more pleased with it.

much dryness and ichy factor ahead, but well worth it.

a couple pics posted in my candids. for more, see the photoset in the tattoo group.
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itchy itchy tattoo.

BAD! go to your room!!! oh wait, this is your room.

FINE! we'll do this the hard way.

*wrestles with rib cage*

(disclaimer: i may be developing schizophrenia. But in a good way. )